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  1. 16th November 2006, 09:32 #31
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    I think the majority have some merit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    have you been drinking as well as masturbating?
    sometimes I have be drunk to have my way with myself.
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    lol

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    He's been stalking his hand for some time!
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    Hey Jim? D'you think Darkman would be upset if you arranged an opposable thumb for his 'girl'??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  6. 16th November 2006, 11:17 #36
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    Na, those claws would hurt too much.
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    We're not suggesting 'fisting' you know.
    Don't you wonder what those pads are like??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?
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    McJim is retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?
    Hey! That's not very nice! Not his fault if the weather is cold
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    this is the funniest thread in ages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?
    go on ask you know you want to
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    have you been drinking as well as masturbating?
    You know one can lead to the other... and the other can lead to the one... if you're game...
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?
    His left hand got jealous and tried to choke his right...
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    my god Fatjim, i was going to ask if you turned the shower tap the wrong way, as its not that often you get under it........... but all those other lads seem to know you alot better :slap:
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