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    Quote Originally Posted by slimjim View Post
    my god Fatjim, i was going to ask if you turned the shower tap the wrong way, as its not that often you get under it........... but all those other lads seem to know you alot better :slap:
    The scary part is he PM'd a number of us prior to getting into the fucken shower... looking for instructions...

    He obviously didn't get any from anyone else either, and sprained himself the DIY way
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    Na mate I just PM'd you. Being the biggest W!@#er of them all.
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    Fuck this is a long thread to still be going in the wrong forum, Im impressed
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    Shhh, Joni is logged on and she'll infract me.

    PS it is in the right Forum. just no goings or visitors
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    Fully is the right thread....comings, goings(on), we're all visiting it
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    On ignored anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    His left hand got jealous and tried to choke his right...
    Couldn't have done - his left hand was holding the magnifying glass! :
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things
    "O No Lissa and McJim have been talking again............... Gosh FatJim..you must visit alot of nice folk................

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimjim View Post
    "O No Lissa and McJim have been talking again............... Gosh FatJim..you must visit alot of nice folk................
    No visits required, just the simple application of penis arithmetic...the bigger the engine the smaller the organ. Since you're steed displaces a good litre and half I think it's time you pulled your head in

    Ever wondered where the phrase 'Tossing the Caber' came from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Shhh, Joni is logged on and she'll infract me.

    PS it is in the right Forum. just no goings or visitors
    I think you've done enough infracting on yourself today Jimmy...

    I hope Darkman's bitch isn't going to bite your hand off for missing round on her

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    [QUOTE=McJim, just the simple application of penis arithmetic...the bigger the engine the smaller the organ.
    Ever wondered where the phrase 'Tossing the Caber' came from?- the same house hold as throwing the monococktail, isn't

    Na two head's and size thirdteen boots,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things
    And some of us have good reason to point and laugh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    And some of us have good reason to point and laugh...
    And yell, "Hey look its a penis, only smaller"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    And yell, "Hey look its a penis, only smaller"
    Yup - then work up a woody of our own, pole vault over the kitchen table onto the bike abd be gone!

    Be careful not to work one up too much though. Crack off that first round and you're left holding a skipping rope for a bit...
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