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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Yup - then work up a woody of our own, pole vault over the kitchen table onto the bike abd be gone!

    Be careful not to work one up too much though. Crack off that first round and you're left holding a skipping rope for a bit...
    I dont really know. Everytime I get a woody I pass out from blood loss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    I dont really know. Everytime I get a woody I pass out from blood loss
    LOL... I know... and have you noticed - if you try to put your head between your knees you get a mouthful?

    Tis a shame (and going downhill fast - care to join me here in the gutter?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOL... I know... and have you noticed - if you try to put your head between your knees you get a mouthful?

    Tis a shame (and going downhill fast - care to join me here in the gutter?)
    I know and if you are not careful and your head gets caught in a loop (if you keep it that way) you can choke yourself!

    I'll join you, but Im not touching anything you show me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    I'll join you, but Im not touching anything you show me.
    And I suspect "bugger" would be entirely the wrong thing to say...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    And I suspect "bugger" would be entirely the wrong thing to say...?
    Very very likely. As well as bugger, "can you push this in for me", "I can make it fit" and "I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-dairy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Very very likely. As well as bugger, "can you push this in for me", "I can make it fit" and "I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-dairy"
    "ooo look, a bun for that sausage"???
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    "ooo look, a bun for that sausage"???
    You bastard, I just lost half my coffee and they think Im mad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    You bastard, I just lost half my coffee and they think Im mad
    LOL... think??
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    Well you two fellas seem to be having a lot of fun with 'show and tell'

    Maybe it's time to take your conversation to PM..
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    go on ask you know you want to
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Well you two fellas seem to be having a lot of fun with 'show and tell'

    Maybe it's time to take your conversation to PM..
    Na - we're just sounding off - we're more spitroast (NWS) kinda guys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things
    Don't knock it untill you've tried it.
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    I call head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa
    Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things
    As a wise friend once told me, "Its not the size of the boat it the ocean, but the motion of the boat in the ocean"

    He was then known as needledick and his real name was forgotten. Mind you he did manage to marry the hottest girl in blenheim this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    As a wise friend once told me, "Its not the size of the boat it the ocean, but the motion of the boat in the ocean"

    He was then known as needledick and his real name was forgotten. Mind you he did manage to marry the hottest girl in blenheim this year.
    Bugger if she called him needledick as well.
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