Want a few days off

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Sick Leave
> >I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow
> >me to take leave.
> >I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few
> >days off.
> >So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
> >(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
> >I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
might
> >think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
> >A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the
> >name of god are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
> >He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple
> >of days".
> >I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde)
> >followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
> >(You're gonna love this..... )
> > >
> > >
> >She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

[Maverick]

*groan* Made me chuckle so bling awarded, have a good friday

[Wasp]

oh gawd..... hahaahhahaha