Dr. Davis (Mr Helen Clark...) was jogging near his home in Auckland.
Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
certain to follow. "Two hundred and fifty dollars!" she'd shout from
the curb. "No! Five dollars!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd
run by and she'd yell, "Two hundred and Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"
One day, Helen decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on
his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
Dr. Davis realised she'd bark her $250 offer and Helen would wonder what
he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better
have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he
became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past.
Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
bucks, you tight bastard?!"
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