One for the Ladies

[Hillbilly]

This joke was sent to me in April by a lady friend who's a body builder. Hadn't read it in quite some time, and it's pretty good.

Male Strippers


Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.


One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10
note.


When the male dancer came over to us,my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note.She called the guy back, licks the $20 note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.


In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out a $50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 note.


I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.


My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!


Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?


The woman in me took over!


I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!

[Edbear]

[Goblin]

Here's another for the ladies....C/P

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!

[Pillick]

lol. I feel sorry for that kid, I really do. Rymes stick in peoples heads; hes going to carry that one with him. Then one day in the playground, hes going to have the facts of life spelt out to him and its all going to click...