Dr of Civil Law, eh?
My reckon that that was the nearest they could get to a commentary on his character. Perhaps the 'civil' bit was to say, "Now that you are a Doctor of
Civil Law, Foggy, you have no excuse for being uncivil."
I reckon he should've been given more than one degree. Perhaps a Dr of Whingeing, or Master of Moaning, or a some sort of award for blaming everyone else for everything, even when he'd made the podium.
He may have won the odd race or two, but to my mind he's a sorry excuse for a human being, no sportsman, and a Prize Dick.
That's it! They could award him a D PD: Doctorate in Prize Dickery.
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