Extreme Domestics

[placidfemme]

Last night/evening we had some exciting (for us anyway) going on's

I work near Carlaw Park, and last night we had clients coming in at 6pm, so most of us to stay a little later to make sure contracts and such were ready for the clients when they came in...

At 6pm, myself and one of our consultants were standing out by the road (Stanley St) having a smoke and waiting for the clients to turn up... and next thing we can hear some chick screaming her head off in a scary kind of way and we were both looking around thinking "what the fuck?"

Next thing this car comes around the corner (from the carlaw car park... turning onto Stanley), and the front passenger door is open and this maori chich is half hanging out the car with her legs/feet dragging on the ground screaming "help" over and over... as the car got onto Stanley St and came even to where we were standing the chick is now hanging from the waist down dragging on the road screaming still...

The driver of said car stops the car right infront of us, and he's this big scary looking mother fucker, and he's got the lady's arm in his hand, trying to pull her back into the car, all the while shes still screaming... Our consultant then (obviously thinking faster than I am) runs over and grabs the lady and starts trying to pull her out the car and away from this guy...

Next thing these two other guys come running around the corner (we're assuming they saw the chick hanging out the car and screaming before they came around the corner when we saw them...

As this is happening our consultant is screaming "help" too now, so I'm over there trying to get a grip on this chicks arm or something to help pull her out the car as these two other guys get closer, the driver gives up and lets go of the chicks arm, so all three of us end up on our asses on the side of the road. The driver then hoons off, passenger door still open and he's gone.

By the time I got back on my feet two cop cars pulled up, and our consultant is trying to help the moari woman up and the moari chick then decks our consultant who ends up on her ass again (good shit cause I can't stand her ) and then the moari chick legs it up the road and is gone, and the cops give chase and that was that...

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I didn't really get a good look at the guy driving, only enough to see he looked like the type of guy you wouldn't wanna bump into in a dark alley... or a light alley... or anywhere for that matter...

So I'm not totally surprised the chick tried to jump from a moving vehicle...

So yeah... that was my excitment yesterday...

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Theres always some sort of police activity in Carlaw Park... see them in there at least once a week arresting youths for who knows what... chasing people into the car park... searching the stands...

[The_Dover]

maybe they should build a new stadium there?

[MSTRS:Me]

Fucking domestics....
Leave them alone, one gets killed, you feel like shit cos you 'coulda prevented it'
Get involved and get the bash from either of the two fighting.
Pick option 1 - rationalise it's not your problem

[scumdog]

Probably some form of primitive foreplay going by the class of person involved....

[Fishy]

maybe they were filming for Jackass 3?

[Drum]

Once on the way home from footie practice I came across a domestic in the street.

Big Maori fella had his missus' by the throat up against a garage! So I rock up with "everything all right?". Big fella turns on me: "Fuck off bastard or youre next". I say "c'mon mate leave your missus' alone" - at which point she turns on me "fuck off c**t - dont talk to my man like that!".

Just as I'm about to get my head smacked in a taxi pulls up and the biggest maori fella I ever saw gets out "what the fucks going on here?". Time for me to hightail it - let the bro sort it out.

Thats what you get for trying to help!

[Disco Dan]

flipping eck! some people just dont want to be helped...

when im driving in the cage, i normally have my mate with me.. huge samoan guy... i tend to involve myself in those situations... and handy having my own personal 'security guard' to grab my legs from the bottom of the pile and 'pull'

[Paul in NZ]

There are some seriously 'smooth' units out there.

Good onya for trying to help though...

[placidfemme]

Thats the tricky thing... helping doesn't always put you in the best position...

Another chick I work with tried to give me shit about not helping right away and commented "its because she wasn't white aye?" WTF?

At first I was just shocked maybe? I dunno... It was like I was watching it on TV and not actually there... took a while for me to kick in and think "ok help now".

You just never know... for all we know the chick could have been off her head on P or something and they guy might have been trying to stop her from hurting herself by jumping out the car... or maybe he was the bad guy... the fact that she ran away from the cops is dodgy enough...

Had I been on my own I possibly would have been even slower to react because of the possible danger to myself... those that have meet me can testify I'm a skinny lil shit... theres no way I could have stopped that moari chick from acting out against me (she was pretty big... as in tall not fat)...

The consultant chick reckons she saw the guy punching her in the car, but I didn't see that... so can't confirm... her story gets more and more dramatic as she re-tells it to every person who comes into the office... pretty soon it'll turn into her fist fighting the guy to save the womam lol

[Paul in NZ]

Thats a pretty low bloody comment from someone that was not there? Jeeze.. Sorry - you need to think first before putting yourself into harms way in those situations because - as has been pointed out you are likely to become very involved very quickly. ANYONE screwed up enough to be having a major domestic like that in the street has gone past reason - in fact they probably went past it so fast so long ago that they can't even remember the way back to reason street.

We can't quite concieve it but - there are people out there 'amougst us' that are card carrying, screwed up head cases and you are in a no win situation. Been there done that and 9/10 if you put on your super xena reason chick suit and step in - the who lot turn on you like rabid dogs. Aliens I reckon..

You are alive - no one died - you cannot solve their problems - be happy.

[Maverick]

her story gets more and more dramatic as she re-tells it to every person who comes into the office... pretty soon it'll turn into her fist fighting the guy to save the womam lol

So based on the "average female exageration" we can use "Reverse Psychology" and scientifically deduce the real events.

A car pulls quietly around the corner, the lady who is in such a hurry to get where she is going, opens the door as the car pulls up to the lights, she gets out, the car drives off, she realises her purse is on the seat, and runs after the car, at that point a cop car happens to come around the corner

Serously though, gutsy move, glad you didnt end up getting hurt.

[placidfemme]

So based on the "average female exageration" we can use "Reverse Psychology" and scientifically deduce the real events.

A car pulls quietly around the corner, the lady who is in such a hurry to get where she is going, opens the door as the car pulls up to the lights, she gets out, the car drives off, she realises her purse is on the seat, and runs after the car, at that point a cop car happens to come around the corner

Serously though, gutsy move, glad you didnt end up getting hurt.

lol kinda like the theory that if I man says he's shagged 20 chicks... devide it by 3 to get the real amount... and if a woman says shes shagged 2 guys, multiply it by 3 to get the real number... hehe

[ajturbo]

wow that sounds like fun... especial the bit about your consultant getting the thankyou bash...lol

[Laava]

Sounds like they were made for each other

[Colapop]

...Big Maori fella had his missus' by the throat up against a garage! So I rock up with "everything all right?". Big fella turns on me: "Fuck off bastard or youre next". I say "c'mon mate leave your missus' alone" - at which point she turns on me "fuck off c**t - dont talk to my man like that!"....

And that what cops deal every f*cking day...
"Help help I'm getting the bash!"
As soon as someone (cops) turn up to help it's;
"Stop hurting him, you're trying to kill him" - even though 2 minutes before he was trying to kill her! And you wonder why some cops are cunts.