Royal Wedding Night.
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Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got tighter and
tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were over they retired to their
bedroom, she flopped on the bed and said Charles darling please
remove my shoes. my feet are killing me.
Her ever obediant Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
but it would not budge, harder yelled Camilla
Harder? !! Charles yelled back I am trying darling but its just so
bloody tight .
Come on! give it all you've got she cried
Finally , when it was released, Charles let out a big groan and
Camilla exclaimed, "There! oh God , that feels so good
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip "See I
told you with a face like that she was still a virgin"
Meanwhile as Charles tried to remove her left shoe he cried,"Oh my
God darling! this one is even tighter!.
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen "thats my boy. once a Navy
man, always a Navy man"!.
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