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    Royal Wedding night

    Royal Wedding Night.
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    Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got tighter and
    tighter as the day went on.

    That night, when the festivities were over they retired to their
    bedroom, she flopped on the bed and said Charles darling please
    remove my shoes. my feet are killing me.

    Her ever obediant Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
    but it would not budge, harder yelled Camilla

    Harder? !! Charles yelled back I am trying darling but its just so
    bloody tight .

    Come on! give it all you've got she cried

    Finally , when it was released, Charles let out a big groan and
    Camilla exclaimed, "There! oh God , that feels so good

    In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip "See I
    told you with a face like that she was still a virgin"

    Meanwhile as Charles tried to remove her left shoe he cried,"Oh my
    God darling! this one is even tighter!.

    At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen "thats my boy. once a Navy
    man, always a Navy man"!.
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    yip...it drew a smile that one...and a chortle even
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