Fucken teenage girls!

[McJim]

If they don't show enough enthusiasm make them do it again until they do...as I suspect they may attempt to look sullen and 'cool' and think they haven't lost face.

My 2c

[Postie]

if that had been my younger sister, my step mum would probably have bought her a new car and asked her not to be bad again, then given her money to go drinking with her friends.
I like your method Terbang. Good work

[bobsmith]

Are you trying to punish the girls or the shoppers?????

[WRT]

Well, that wasnt quite what I was expecting after reading the title - where are the tales of young conquests!

Still, I like the punishment, good lateral thinking there.

[Hitcher]

There was like all these eggs.
So she like picked up this egg and like threw it.
And I was like Wow!
And she was like all emo
And I was like gahhhh!
And then there was like this other egg
And that was like everywhere
And I was like freaken
And then like the pigs came like
And we were like so totally busted.

[The_Dover]

is anyone else slightly worried about Hitcher's uncanny ability to slip into trainer bra mode??

[Swoop]

is anyone else slightly worried about Hitcher's uncanny ability to slip into trainer bra mode??

Scary that he manages to start a sentence with "and". Back at school, that was right up there with beginning a sentence with "Because"...

(Do you all think the hook is well baited?)

[Lias]

Mmmmm 16 year old daughters.. *goes visiting*

[terbang]

Sounds a fair punishment , Which shop are they singing in ? & are you supplying eggs

Super Value in Waiuku

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!

They are just dangerous weapons. Short skirts an all..
The local lads don't stand a show..
The shorter the skirts=the more boy racer like cars up my driveway.

Oh groan, where's that bottle of hair restorer..!

I dont know you brother - but on tonights evidence - it aint looking good for you.

Well if you had met my brother then you would probably have done so in Jail..!

Are you trying to punish the girls or the shoppers?????

If they don't show enough enthusiasm make them do it again until they do...

They will be watched and the shoppers will be entertained.

Mine is up to the rebelious stage and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young!

I wish I could pull a circuit breaker on the next few years.

And they all look at me as if it's all my fault..? Bearing in mind her mother was an English Vicars daughter when she was a teen. That dodgey streak could have come from anywhere... She'll survive it..

As a footnote to the whole saga. It is in my view, only a minor transgression at this stage and any future trend has just been (hopefully) nipped in the bud in the way that only small communities can do. Ups to the Super Value lady and local Rozz for taking a positive role in our future society, the old fashioned way. Until the next issue..?
Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

[Fatjim]

Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

Why would you want to?

[The_Dover]

Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

I usually just hitch them up.

The real trick is the one handed bra release......

[TerminalAddict]

I'm happily ignoring this thread since, I am owned and controlled by 3 girls 11, 13 and 33

leave me be in my ignorant bliss

[Macktheknife]

The real trick is the one handed bra release......

Rubbish! That's easy.... I have won money on this!
I can undo any bra with a clasp, with my left hand in under 30 secs, without looking.
Several girls have bet me I can't, and lost. lol most entertaining!

Good work with the daughter there Terbang, love the punishment, very appropriate, well done.
Good on the local copper and shop-owner too, sounds like a good community.

[The_Dover]

that's postively amateurish.

if it's not (un)done first flick then it's no more than a fumble.

[jetboy]

i dont give a flying fuck how it comes off - as long as it comes off