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    Fucken teenage girls!

    My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
    They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
    And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!
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    LOL, at least they weren't wearing funny coloured bandannas and dislocating their fingers in attempts of showing gang loyalty. I guess the punishment fits the crime! Well done! LOL
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    HA HA.........good read........although i can understand your concerns as a parent i have to laugh.......if thats the worst shes doin then your ok eh........love the punishment...thats the way it should be.
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    Sounds a fair punishment , Which shop are they singing in ? & are you supplying eggs
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    Farken hell - ILMAO - I can just see it; 3 teenage girls 'enthusiatically' celebrating the festive season singing Xmas Carols...somebody pass the eggnog

    But the flipside of this is that I'm reminded of an old russian proverb that says clever mother-clever son; clever father-clever daughter.

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    Great that you're taking a positive role in her upbringing. Damn sight better them doing that than some of the things they could be doing...
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    They should talk to Darkman and Fatjim, get them there selling Sausages and Christmas Cake. Now that would be a real good sing-a-long...

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    Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
    But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me,
    Hear hear!!

    I dont know your daughter but I know you are a great parent and hope she will soon grow out of the silly teenage antics. Mine is up to the rebelious stage and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young! And to think she used to be such a lovely girl. Boys are SOOO much easier!

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    This is where your parents get to have a good laugh, its payback time!
    Doesn't sound to serious to me, at least they have some spirit, its just teenagers doing what they do and of course they pay the consequences for there actions, good oportunity for them to get some feedback from the public on there muso talents, it could be the start of something, maybe there will be a talent scout in the crowds as they line up to listen to the exceptionally talented 3 young eggthrowers..... recording contracts, the possibilities are endless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
    But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.
    fuck yeah ten times worse than boys!!

    the humilation will be the hardest for them.

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    There's a great book out that may give parents of teenage girls some insight into why they have become a monster, I think it's called "The Princess Bitchface syndrome" or something to that effect, it's quite good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
    But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.
    you aint wrong there. just try dating one (back in school days)!

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    Oooh the shame and humiliation for them!! Xmas Carols - how naff!
    What a great punishment for them...
    You just have to live long enough now to exact your revenge on her.
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    Well done Terbang, sounds like just the right way to respond to the "crime". They do grow up (eventually) and its all just part of being a parent!

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