Irish joke of the month

[Macktheknife]

Murphy calls in to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

[JimO]

har har........

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even my wife laughed at that and she's premenstrual and being difficult and crabby and, well, you get the picture...

[yungatart]

even my wife laughed at that and she's premenstrual and being difficult and crabby and, well, you get the picture...

Either she doesn't read KB or you like to live very dangerously....

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ha ha ha....yeah, she's certainly not reading this over my shoulder now, I assure you!

[Maha]

Noice Mack.........

[yungatart]

ha ha ha....yeah, she's certainly not reading this over my shoulder now, I assure you!

So you can afford to be so bold then....

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I'm sure my boldness will prevent oldness if she starts reading KB one day...must change my login one of these days.

[m99dws]

Paddy was walking down the street one day when he stumbled upon a sandwich with 2 wires sticking out the top.
He quickly called the police:
Paddy: "Is dat da police? I found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb"
Police: " Is it tickin'?
Paddy: No, I tink it's beef.