Blonde Joke No.639

[ceebie13]

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the operator told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING
to get a message to my mother". The operator arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" he said, as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed him.
"Come in and close the door" he said. "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now undo my trousers". She did.
"Now go ahead ... Take it out ..." So she reaches in and grabs his firm tadger with both hands ...
He pauses and closes his eyes and whispers "Well... Go ahead".
The blonde inches closer to his now throbbing member.
And while holding it close to her lips, she tentatively says...





"Hello, mum... can you hear me?"

[ninjac]

Hummm that must be a party line!!!!

[ArcherWC]

hahahhahahahaha

I have heard it bofore, but its still funny as shit, lol

[ZeroIndex]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that is funny..

[dnos]

HAHAHHA.
Blonds have more fun aye.

[placidfemme]

*loves sending these blonde jokes to my blonde sister*

[bistard]

I hear the secret is Suck,dont Blow!!

[ManDownUnder]

I hear the secret is Suck,dont Blow!!

Depends if you're giving or taking... if you see what I mean... coz when you get to that point... it's hard not to to blow...

[bistard]

Good point,I cant see my self ever giving,so didnt think of that

[Fishy]

hahahaha brilliant!.