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Thread: grraaah f#cken sh@t crap (caution, profanity, honest, lots of it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    WOOHOO!!! they found the bastard and he has been suspended whilst they are conducting an investigation into the accident... Looks like a bunch of people from the tvnz building saw it too and are acting as witnesses...

    woo!

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    I can see it now....... man walks in the door. "Hi darling im home". 10 kids and a preggy wife race to the door to see their truck driving dad whos been on the road for 11hrs to make ends meet. "How was your day darling". "You wont believe it, some farker jumped out in front of me today......and errm ah im now suspended without pay."

    The poor guy probally needs to take speed to get him through the day 1,2 maybe 3 lapeses in judgement and he gets fried. Cumon lets think of our druggy truckkie mates.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    do you think you could ask the dude to take out all the traffic lights between Fanshawe St and the Southern Motorway to save me a few minutes on the way home?
    Exactly! The DHL guy should get a medal for that. The city is littered with them and they serve ABSOLUTELY no purpose.

    When I used to take my car to work in rush hour, it took me about 25 minutes all things equal. A mere 3.6 k's and 21 traffic lights. I had to drop something off in the car on Wed night - NO TRAFFIC - STILL 25 MINUTES!!!

    NZ - The land of incompetence.

    GO DHL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spud racer View Post
    some farker jumped out in front of me today
    "yeah, er, honey... well you see... i was calmly driving along the footpath, minding my own buisness when this pedestrian decideds to try stand next to a traffic light! what the hell kinda pedestrian used the footpath?!?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    "yeah, er, honey... well you see... i was calmly driving along the footpath, minding my own buisness when this pedestrian decideds to try stand next to a traffic light! what the hell kinda pedestrian used the footpath?!?!"
    That footpath is fair game ask any courier.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spud racer View Post
    That footpath is fair game ask any courier.
    yeah, for a bike courier maybe... not for a big fuck off truck!

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