An old guy, living in a retirement home had befriended an old girl and every day when weather permitted they would sit together on a secluded bench in the gardens and reminesce about old times and life in general.
"Is there anything in particular that you miss in life?" she asks him.
"Oh yes" he says, "sex for a start"
"Oh I'm sure I can help you with that " she replies. "I may not be able to do much at my age but why dont you let
me hold your willy?"
"Oh would you? That would be lovely" he says."Thank you"
So from that day on, for months they would meet regularly and she would sit there with him simply holding his willy.
One day she arrived at the bench as usual to find her companion missing.
She waited for a few minutes and then went for a stroll to see if she could find him. Eventually, she found him on another bench...with another old woman.
"You two-timing bastard!!"she exclaimed, "What has she got that I havent?"
He looked up at her sheepishly and replied.... "Parkinsons"
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