My real name is irrelevant, noone who respects me calls me that.
Important people and friends call me Nash.
Nitzer = Hugh Janus
skelstar => a mix of 'sean kelly', and 'pornstar'...my best mate came up with it years ago.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Yungatart - young tart, old tart, youngish tart or just tart... I used to have a real name once, but it is so long since anyone used it, I've forgotten what it is....(checks licence..)aaah, I remember now.. Janet
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Celtic Sea Lily or CSL or Celtic = Cathy or Cath
MrCSL = Iain or Cathy's man or he whom I never really listen to.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!



I have the terribly boring and unexciting name of Tom. It's no secret, I often use it to sign posts or PMs or whatever. As for my forum name (xerxesdaphat)... I have no idea what it means, I picked it when I was small and now it's too much effort to try and separate my online personality from myself and I can't get rid of it now.
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