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    Talking Cows top threat says UN

    Cows , not cars, top threat to environment, says UN report

    Cows have emerged as the world's top destroyer of the environment.

    A United Nations report has identified the world's rapidly growing herds of cattle as the greatest threat to the climate, forests and wildlife.

    And they are blamed for a host of other environmental crimes, from acid rain to the introduction of alien species, from producing deserts to creating dead zones in the oceans, from poisoning rivers and drinking water to destroying coral reefs.


    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...414793&ref=rss

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    Why do we pay the UN?

    People is the cause of it all!!! (Okay I want my share of the billion's of $$$ it took to write that report!!!)

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    I've always thought if you could stop cows burping/farting then you've got it made!

    Although taxing cars/bikes/planes etc is the easy option - wonder which they'll go for??

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    Hey, how else are we meant to turn grass into steak?
    No bloody way am I gonna support turning the worlds population vegetarian.

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    You know what that means? Guilt free farting from now on! Yay!

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    I say GE all the cows to produce cows that do not bulp or fart!!!
    I have deep pockets. It's just that it's a deep empty pocket...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsmith View Post
    I say GE all the cows to produce cows that do not bulp or fart!!!
    I wonder if less bulp or fart will make a difference in how their meat taste?

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    Those bastards are destroying the planet!

    Let's eat every last one of them!

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    Why don't we just eat the poor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPeanut View Post
    Why don't we just eat the poor?
    because the poor can't afford cows or cars to pollute the planet...

    And they taste bad!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by degrom View Post
    Cows have emerged as the world's top destroyer of the environment.
    My ex??? Well she certainly sucked me dry (not in a good way), but I didn't realise she was pissing on the UN aswell (again, not in a good way).....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPeanut View Post
    Why don't we just eat the poor?
    YOUR MUM IS POOR YOU GONNA EAT HER? I RECKON WE SHOULD EAT THE MENTALLY RETARDED

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    MMMmmmm.... Nah!!!

    Might just get mad cow disease....

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