Smoking Lesson

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Subject: Fw: Smoking lesson


Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a
drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the
old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it
over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local
drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants
a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind
of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age),
but very delicately asks what brand of condom she
prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

[Laava]

[placidfemme]

lol dirty minded pharmasist

[Hillbilly]

Here are a couple of short jokes:

Smoking lesson


Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a
drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the
old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it
over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local
drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants
a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind
of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age),
but very delicately asks what brand of condom she
prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

and

Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their

usual park bench
one morning.


The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and

wasn't even short
of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and

asked him what he
did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It

keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the

ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the

bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He

said, "Do you
have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you

like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get

to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world

knows about this
shit but me."

[Sniper]

You sonny have reposted.