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    MotoGP Fan dies and goes to heaven....

    The world's biggest Road Racing fan died and went to heaven. When he arrived he found himself the best seat at the most fabulous track he'd ever seen. There he saw Joey Dunlop and David Jefferies racing side by side.

    Right behind them he saw Daijiro Kato closing in when all of the sudden the Repsol #69 streaked by all 3 of them.

    'OH NO!' exclaimed the man, when did this happen?

    St. Peter replied, 'don't worry, that's God, he just likes to think he's Nicky Hayden!'

    Then another bike came flying right into the middle of all of them knocking them down like bowling pins in a cloud of dust & debris.

    "What was that!!!" exclaimed the man...

    "Oh", said St. Peter, "that was the Devil... he likes to think he's Dani Pedrosa..."
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    haha, very nice!
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    The funniest part of that joke is the thought that Nicky Hayden could streak past anyone let alone two of the greats.
    Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.

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    Haha, Funny

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