Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

1. Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder:=20
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia:
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and = Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....=20

6. Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You = Why=20

9. Attention Deficit Disorder:
Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why = is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, = Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, = Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, = Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, = Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, = Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....=20

[yungatart]

By the time I've heard them fifteen million times through December, I feel like all of those rolled in to one!