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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Not into guns or slaughtering my own meat... capable sportsman?
    Fair enough; I'm willing to trade off your lack of gun-nuttery against my complete lack of coordination with a bat, ball or racquet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetboy View Post
    Say it isnt so!
    Ok, its not so.



    Do you feel reassured?

    (the one thing I have noticed with life is that there was never a guarantee provided)

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    Do you feel reassured?
    Yup thanks for that! I can now continue to live my life in the world where children dance around rainbows with gumdrop smiles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetboy View Post
    Yup thanks for that! I can now continue to live my life in the world where children dance around rainbows with gumdrop smiles!
    and wheelies are legal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    and wheelies are legal?
    Not just legal, if a cop sees you on both wheels continuously for more than 1km it's an on the spot fine for "Inability to demonstrate satisfactory control of a motorcycle".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur View Post
    Not just legal, if a cop sees you on both wheels continuously for more than 1km it's an on the spot fine for "Inability to demonstrate satisfactory control of a motorcycle".
    ...Or sustained loss of traction

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    C'mon admit it! You're all a pack of Neanderthals just like this guy:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis management View Post
    (the one thing I have noticed with life is that there was never a guarantee provided)
    Or a warranty period... or flybuys....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillbilly View Post
    C'mon admit it! You're all a pack of Neanderthals just like this guy:
    Damn straight! I'll die young, but I'll have LIVED my life not sat on the sidelines wishing I had.

    If my wife asks me if I think she's put on weight, I tell her "If you can't fit your fat arse into the jeans that you used to be able to fit - then yeah you got a fat arse!" It aint being tactless it's called honesty.

    Of course if she's looking hot or I catch her in the shower I'll say something complimentary like "Wanna root?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillbilly View Post
    C'mon admit it! You're all a pack of Neanderthals just like this guy:
    AND he rode a Bonneville.

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    I can proudly say that I am a retrosexual. Theres nothing like the taste of meat from an animal that you shot
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    I'm very happy for you but can we have the cat back now?

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    to late, you can have the fur coat though, the cat only had enough for a medium and im an xl...........
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    OK, hands up who eats thier steak raw, or blue? I have both. Just love Steak Tartar, which is basically a like a raw hamburger patty soaked in Cognac. Yum!

    Same with Capparcio, which is thinly sliced red meat marinated in Extra Virgin Olive Oil. No heat, no seared edges. If a Capparcio has been seared it's cos the chef is a pussy.

    My favourate meat is game. Ostrich, Venison, Kangaroo, Pheasant, wild Boar, Bison, Buffalo...all good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillbilly View Post
    Kangaroo, Buffalo
    Blardy kiwis! - you give that shit to the dog. And Mussells! Mussells are bait!

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