Retrosexual man

[Jamezo]

I think that's pretty cool.
Not into guns or slaughtering my own meat and have never cried about a machine.

Nothing about capable sportsman? - no matter what the sport retrosexual can play it or will have a go.

Haven't you heard? Most sports are an excuse for guys to touch each other and grunt. Neither retro nor metro, I think it's something else...

[Hillbilly]

Blardy kiwis! - you give that shit to the dog. And Mussells! Mussells are bait!

No they're not. They're beautiful, espescially uncooked and just marinated. C'mon, BigDave, you never tried chilli smoked mussels before? How 'bout garlic mussels? I suppose you'd be too conservative to try Ostrich/Emu.

[Swoop]

OK, hands up who eats thier steak raw, or blue?

Retrosexual Man would BUILD an open fire and grill the steaks on an open flame, beer in one hand and a "fire poking stick" in the other.

*Thinks back to the scene in "Blazing Saddles" where the cowboys are sitting around the fire eating beans...*