Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Hi all
I know most on KB don't do Christmas and after the last few weeks you even don't won't to think about it. However I thought to add a bit of lightness to the threads, I thought you could post up your fav Christmas song/carol/lyrics. Even make up your own and have some fun!!
Snoopy's Christmas ...anyone
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
Who you gonna call!
Sorry scorpy cant help there mrs enigma says i make the gringe look like farther xmas
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
No worries Logan. I don't think anyone will post up but I thought I would lighten up a bit!!!Originally Posted by enigma51
Sorry scorpy cant help there mrs enigma says i make the gringe look like farther xmas
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
Who you gonna call!
Good try! This place needs a carol/beer or two!
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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Christmas Wrapping!!
"Bah!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it's my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy
To add to my already mad rush
Just because it is the season
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from
Last year, world tour
Aeroplanes and babies
We met some guys but never the time
Most of '98 passed along those lines
So deck the halls and trim those trees
Raise up the cups of Christmas cheer
I just need to catch my breath
Christmas with my mates this year
Calendar picture, frozen landscape
Chilled this room for twenty-four days
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!
Flashback to springtime, saw him again
Would've been good to go for lunch
Couldn't agree we were both free
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch
We didn't, of course, 'til the summertime
Out to the beach to his boat, could I join him?
No, this time it was me
Sunburn in the third degree
Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
Because it's R-S-V-P
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites
Last fall I had a night to myself
Same guy called, halloween party
Waited all night for him to show
This time his car wouldn't go
Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Tesco has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?
So it's on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night garage
But when to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line that guy I've been chasing all year
"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot the papers too?"
Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy e-ending
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year
Highway Biker
anything instrumental by the trans siberian orchestra. rock christmas carols
on the wagon
Günther & The Sunshine Girls
Christmas Song (Ding Dong)
Santa I've been so totally kind
I've never had a dirty thing on my mind
Santa darlin oh you're so fine
I wish that you were only mine
ding dong it's a Christmas song
For whom the bell tolls
not sure of the name but its by 'the pogues' so im sure one of the oldies will be able to name it fo me.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
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Fairytale of New York is probably the one... and I ain't no oldie!
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Snoopy for me as well! *visions of Snoopy in his flying helmet and goggles with billowing scarf whilst riding his dog box o'doom*
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
[Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree]
du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
[Of all the trees most lovely]
The news had come out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied command ignored all of its men
And called on Snoopy to do it again.
Twas the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man
The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend"
The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
eschew obsification...
'santa baby' by Eartha Kitt
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a drop top C-L-K too, Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,
Santa honey, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.
To a platinum mine,
Santa cutie, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.
Last edited by mstriumph; 12th December 2006 at 23:51. Reason: a little too much christmas spirit methinks ...........
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Need new round thangs!
SNOOOOOPPPPYYYYYYY!
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Hardcore Biker
Its not christmas unless you have heard Snoopy at least once
\<\------look a bike
On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Twats a twitching
11 Lesbies licking
10 Homo's humping
9 Nymphos nymphing
8 Assholes itching
7 Scrotums scratching
6 Sacks O' shit
5 Motheeeerrrrrr fuckers
4 Cock suckers
3 French ticklers
2 Brass balls
1 And a handjob in a fuckin' tree
Psyclepath
"It's Cliched to be Cynical at Christmas" by Half Man Half Biscuit.
Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your distain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights
And you'd moan at the snow
Cos your car wouldn't go
Oh it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas
You don't have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same here's a card
For your boring facade.
Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it's cliched to be cynical at Christmas
See how we yawn
At your bile and your scorn
It's a beautiful day
Peace on earth as we pray
Make a noise with your toys
And annoy the killjoys
Cos it's cliched at Christmas
Didn't have the lyrics to hand for the other Xmas thread...
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..and it's not f-ing Christmas without Slade!
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
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