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    Male sex joke

    A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

    He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems

    To work.

    Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.

    The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

    With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a

    Flash with billowing blue smoke.

    Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.

    All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

    The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

    The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more sex and is

    Completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down.

    But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year."

    The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.

    That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.

    He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he

    Has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

    His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

    He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

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    Brilliant...

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    Poor bugger!.......

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    ....ah well, better luck next year.....

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    Yeah, that's probably what would happen to me..! Sort of response I'd get from my wife..
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    Bahahaha, very funny

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    annual event

    in the super top. hes getting more than some people i know.
    Lost in USA

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