Hardcore Biker
Two cows are discussing CJ disease.
One says to the other, "What do you make of this mad cow disease?"
The other says, "Don't ask me, I'm a squirrel"
Two nuns in the bath.
One says to the other, "Where's the soap?"
The other says' "Yes it does, doesn't it?"
Q.How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to land?
A.His guide dog lead goes slack
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Weekend cruiser
squirrel.... ha ha
will swallow your soul
Plagiarising the Vicar of Dibley is a crime. Dawn French has been released from her cage to hunt you down and administer justice.Originally Posted by ceebie13
Po ta toes
I don't get it....
Am I just slow or are they not meant to be funny?
Please explain to the blonde.
Scotsman on a German
It's vitally important that female sky divers wear panty liners...otherwise they will whistle on the way down.
Mrs KD:
Cow was already mad so thought it was a squirrel.
Nun 2 thought nun 1 said wears the soap (as in wears it down due to excessive friction...I trust no further description is required)
Blind Parachutist has brought his guide dog along for the ride - when the dog hits the ground the leash goeas slack thus notifying said blind person that ground is approaching.
They do however lose something in the translation...
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Po ta toes
Ohhh, now I get it! Thanks McJim.
Lol, I did get the third one, just didn't think it was overly funny so wasn't sure if it I got it or not!
McNoob
I still don't get it
actually I'm just curios as to how further you could explain this to a woman
Scotsman on a German
Insert some sort of recepticle for a battery in the soap, hand it to the woman, run a bath for her and say "Have fun."I still don't get it
actually I'm just curios as to how further you could explain this to a woman
In space, no one can smell your fart.
\<\------look a bike
But both nuns are in the bath....Is she holding the soap with her toes????
Po ta toes
Seems I'm not the only blonde, or are you guys fishing?
Hardcore Biker
Seems my signature says it all.Ohhh, now I get it! Thanks McJim.
Lol, I did get the third one, just didn't think it was overly funny so wasn't sure if it I got it or not!
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
McNoob
oh to be that innocent
My wife would love me "just that little bit more"
Freakin' hippy
Well I didn't get the Nun one until it was explained to me.
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
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