I had my work christmas party last friday. It was in work, 'cus we have just moved into a new flash building and it has decks and big open spaces and the boss is broke from out fitting the new building!!!!!

So the booze is flowing, the hired in dance floor is all lit up and everyone is in 70's disco gear....it sounded naff before hand but was actually good fun.

The last people left at 3.30am and did a sweep of the building for any lost souls before putting the alarm on and locking up and going.......4am the alarm goes off, one of my co workers had gone for a piss and fell asleep in the bogs and no one saw him during the sweep.....no probs... security team come by and even give him a lift home......

However on Monday morning, our IT guy checks the security footage from our interior and exterior cameras.....and compiles a little montage of my co-worker, staggering about in the half light - out of his mind drunk, trying to turn off the alarm and then best of all we have footage of him from 2 angles taking a piss out the back door of the building, whilst propping the door open so he isn't locked out!!!!!!!!!

we are trying to convince our IT bloke to stick it on youtube, so watch this space, poor bastard is so far beyond embarrased its not funny, and everyone has seen it - the boss wasn't all that impressed though..

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