BDOTGNZA work programme for 2008

**98tls** · 19th March 2008, 11:31

Originally Posted by Grub

In support of my application for Brave Defender Fellowship, I have prepared some research on the broken link between puntuation and the spacebar on many computers.

It appears that the spacebar link is not present on new computers as the malady of not using spaces following punctuation appears to have afflicted the young. The young are usually the ones with the newest latest and greatest gaming rig computers and of course they are also products of the modern educashin system.

Respectfully submitted

The Grub

How dare you call me young,old as the hills me and whats a spacebar.........................?

**Fatjim** · 19th March 2008, 12:47

Ass, Assier and assiest.

**ManDownUnder** · 19th March 2008, 12:56

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Ass, Assier and assiest.

Are those real words or are are you hypotheticating?

**Fatjim** · 19th March 2008, 13:01

This thread is like one of those nasty fancy dress bondage nights.

It lets people show THERE less attractive side without fear of ridecule.

**idb** · 20th March 2008, 06:56

Originally Posted by Fatjim

This thread is like one of those nasty fancy dress bondage nights.

It lets people show THERE less attractive side without fear of ridecule.

Ooo, ooo,ooo - must...resist...obvious...pedant...trap...

**Hitcher** · 29th March 2008, 12:38

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I want to join too, but need to know first, just how anal do I have to be? I consider myself to be fairly up-tight, but not sure if I'd fit in.

The BDOTGNZA eschews smilies. I have a lump of coal. If this hasn't turned to a diamond of equivalent dimensions after 10 days in your rectum, then more severe anal strictures may be necessary.

**Trudes** · 29th March 2008, 13:34

Originally Posted by Hitcher

The BDOTGNZA eschews smilies. I have a lump of coal. If this hasn't turned to a diamond of equivalent dimensions after 10 days in your rectum, then more severe anal strictures may be necessary.

So.... you're asking if I can turn a lump of coal into a diamond by sticking it up my arse? Well..... I never!!! (Not sure, maybe the bleach will at least turn it white, does that count??)

**Hitcher** · 29th March 2008, 13:41

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

(Not sure, maybe the bleach will at least turn it white, does that count??)

I'm not sure that's quite what The Bard had in mind when he penned the immortal line "Once more into the bleach, dear friends, once more!"

**Virago** · 29th March 2008, 15:36

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I'm not sure that's quite what The Bard had in mind when he penned the immortal line "Once more into the bleach, dear friends, once more!"

"Is this a dagg I see before me...?"

**Phurrball** · 27th April 2008, 16:15

Here's an extra 'special' sign for BDOTGNZA's consideration and opprobrium - on the side a bus purporting to teach 'English for Migrants'

Hitcher: Please put down any peanuts or drink before viewing... Choking to death would not serve the aims of the Brave Defenders.

If any Auckland-based pedants wish to take the great red marker of correction to the signs - they may be found on two busses that spend their evenings parked out the back of Videon on Dominion Rd.

**jrandom** · 27th April 2008, 16:28

Originally Posted by Phurrball

Videon on Dominion Rd.

The temple of awesomeness!

I've been renting movies there for the better part of twenty years.

You know what's a well-kept secret, though? Civic Video in Devonport. It's like a mini-Videon - every DVD in perfect scratchless condition, a huge collection of obscure yet great films, and an encylopaediac shelf of every great TV series ever released on DVD.

Hallelujah, I no longer need to ride over the bridge to rent DVDs.

**idb** · 27th April 2008, 21:42

Originally Posted by Phurrball

Here's an extra 'special' sign for BDOTGNZA's consideration and opprobrium - on the side a bus purporting to teach 'English for migrants'

Hitcher: Please put down any peanuts or drink before viewing... Choking to death would not serve the aims of the Brave Defenders.

If any Auckland-based pedants wish to take the great red marker of correction to the signs - they may be found on two busses that spend their evenings parked out the back of Videon on Dominion Rd.

Ahaaaaa...missing apostrophe syndrome...or not...I'm not sure...?!