Glenorchy Rally 2007

[scumdog]

[B]The group rocked up at Cromwell on time and sat our arses down in the beer garden, the inbreds were already there and what ya know they didn't even have a round waiting on the table for us.

but basically I kicked ass and put em all in to the wall and took the checkered flag.

Hmm, I left Riviera of the South running late, rode like a nana and STILL had a couple of drinks in by the time you Christchurch rabble arrived, WTF I thought you guys reckoned you were FAST riders?????????????

And EXC-USE MEEEEEE but I think you failed 'Modesty 101' big-time matey, you're not just blowing you own trumpet - you're blowing the whole ferking orchestra!!!

[dangerous]

And EXC-USE MEEEEEE but I think you failed 'Modesty 101' big-time matey, you're not just blowing you own trumpet - you're blowing the whole ferking orchestra!!!

LMFAO... ya bloody wanker

1) mint RSV
2) Free2B
3) camp KB
4) Bloody hell... we home yet ( nice version of the muppets was sung at Fairlie)

Pics thanks to Rashika and the Luge pics SD

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Hmm, I left Riviera of the South running late, rode like a nana and STILL had a couple of drinks in by the time you Christchurch rabble arrived, WTF I thought you guys reckoned you were FAST riders?????????????

And EXC-USE MEEEEEE but I think you failed 'Modesty 101' big-time matey, you're not just blowing you own trumpet - you're blowing the whole ferking orchestra!!!

hell I was probably slowing you down too which made it worse

[Ghost_Bullet]

Hey great ride back and there, and all in between. I had some drama with me pannier bag, it is a bit banged up, but that is the least of me worries... at least it did not get tangled around anyone. Thanks ibd for pickin her up. I did get the feeling that no one wanted to follow to close behind me for a time after that...

I edited a couple of short clips,
1. Turkey drum, they wernt half bad even bing the oposition, one bite was alomost enuf.
2. It was not about the wet t, is was just a prelude to the explination to why S-Dog seems to appear to be coming from back stage???? (contains covered nudity, if there is such a thing)

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Hey great ride back and there, and all in between. I had some drama with me pannier bag, it is a bit banged up, but that is the least of me worries... at least it did not get tangled around anyone. Thanks ibd for pickin her up. I did get the feeling that no one wanted to follow to close behind me for a time after that...

What happened...???

[miSTa]

Another great weekend.

A great ride there and back, no stupid riding, following distances were fine (unlike last year), great roads, and fantastic scenery.

Great to meet the new KBers as well.

Highlight
Passing Dangerous on luge, you’re getting slow old man.

Lowlight
The tactics used by Dangerous to pass me back on the luge, dirty, dirty, dirty.

[miSTa]

...you're not just blowing you own trumpet - you're blowing the whole ferking orchestra!!!

Ewwwww...

2. It was not about the wet t, is was just a prelude to the explination to why S-Dog seems to appear to be coming from back stage???? (contains covered nudity, if there is such a thing)

There's the proof we needed for the rest of the world to know that SD is as dodgy as they come.

[scumdog]

2. It was not about the wet t, is was just a prelude to the explination to why S-Dog seems to appear to be coming from back stage???? (contains covered nudity, if there is such a thing)

It's a set-up I tells ya, I'm innercent, done nuffink guv, honest!

[idb]

There's the proof we needed for the rest of the world to know that SD is as dodgy as they come.

As further evidence, he can be plainly seen here at the front right of the crowd during the wet T.

[scumdog]

As further evidence, he can be plainly seen here at the front right of the crowd during the wet T.

Aw c'mon, it's a very grainy photo taken at night, coulda been anybody, there was heaps of people looking like that at the rally.....

[miSTa]

Aw c'mon, it's a very grainy photo taken at night, coulda been anybody, there was heaps of people looking like that at the rally.....

No sorry, the image in the photo is the same as the one in GBs video. You're busted old timer!

[idb]

I also have a photo of him looking very happy about watching the wet jocks.
I might just keep it aside for the time being though....I think I could make some money off that one.

[scumdog]

I also have a photo of him looking very happy about watching the wet jocks.
I might just keep it aside for the time being though....I think I could make some money off that one.

You will have noticed that in this photo I WAS standing with my back to said wet-jock contest - unlike the person who took the picture!!

[idb]

You will have noticed that in this photo I WAS standing with my back to said wet-jock contest - unlike the person who took the picture!!

Hmmm.............I didn't know that the wet jock was on, I only found out after I looked at the photo...I mean someone else borrowed my camera....I mean I was just too early for the wet t shirt....I mean I thought they had announced the wet sock competition...I mean....oh never mind!!!

[scumdog]

When Night Hawk and I were heading to the rally we caught up with a couple of cars following a large truck, they were about 80 - 100 metres back from the truck possibly due it creating a lot of spray from the wet road.

On a straight downhill section of road I decided to pass the two cars, everybody was doing 85-90kph.

As I got alongside the front car ( a crappy silver boy-racer wannabe with a black bonnet) it sped up and kept pace, had to give the old girl a good nudge to get on front them then pulled in behind the truck.

It pulled over a couple of minutes later to let the traffic past and next thing old bloggins mit der blackbonnet is up behind me, like REALLY close, could alomst read his no. plate in my "Objects may be closer than the appear" factory HD mirrors, Night Hawk thought I was going to become a large bonnet emblem on said car.

About a km down the road bloggins decided to pass me - waited until the broken yellow line had started then he pulled out and got on front of me halfway along the solid yellow line, just after that there was clear straight roads to Africa!!!! Go figure.

Noted the number, did a check today and yup, some brainless low life not long out of prison for doing a robbery with a pistol. (and about 54 other convictions to his name, not bad for somebody in their mid 20's eh?)

Same story - shitty person = shitty driving.
(The converse does not always work though)

He will be hearing from me.