So I have to share this with you all, especially any ladies who might be keen! I have recently been appointed manager of the New Zealand Womens Nude Synchronised Swimming Team! I know, I know, the competition was fierce and how did an inexperienced novice like myself happen upon such a prestigious position? Well, I'm not ashamed to say that it is because I am a close personal friend and workmate of the coach.[Who also owns the pool!] Obviously I will have to feel my way into the role and am not above being just a menial towel boy until we get firmly established. Coach[Rob] has been doing this for some time now and has hand selected the team. I really admire his courage, most people think he's a dirty old perv, but he perseveres and puts in alot of hours especially as we can't afford anyone to look after the pool at the moment. The pool is a bit like Heffs, and has a heated changing rooms attached with full surveillance security. His self discipline is an example to us all, it's just a shame that some of the team members take advantage of his [and my] good nature. For example, this season none of the team turned up for training! Maybe they assumed the water would be too cold, or maybe they had wardrobe malfunctions or something?[The suits are a little on the skimpy side] Mind you now that I think of it, they didn't turn out last season either! So anyway, if any of you ladies are interested, you can get hold of Rob on 0800416191, that's 0800 GROPER