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  1. 18th December 2006, 08:33 #1
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    Smile Caption Contest

    Was watching TV on Sat night and the Lotto came on... the chick was wearing such an ugly fucking dress... I felt it only right as part of my social duties to promote and incourage the piss-taking of this woman and her... um... dress

    Caption away!

    Bling for the best captions
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    Just sit on top, brace yourself, and the inseminator fires these numbered balls right up your clacker.

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    In this re-enactment you can see the delivery of the egg to about this position, and yes it really is that big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Just sit on top, brace yourself, and the inseminator fires these numbered balls right up your clacker.
    reminds me of rainbow that
    http://www.youtube.com/v/dyqEPgRc6IE
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Was watching TV on Sat night and the Lotto came on... the chick was wearing such an ugly fucking dress... I felt it only right as part of my social duties to promote and incourage the piss-taking of this woman and her... um... dress

    Caption away!

    Bling for the best captions

    "oh - sorry - i thought the script said 'take a BOW' .........."

    ........... as in 'ryhmes with bough' .... hell, English is the very devil, isn't it?!
    ... ...

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    "Are all the guys from Kumeu like that???

    I mean there was NO WAY I could fit it in. It was THIS THICK!!!"
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