Something's been irritating me.

**James Deuce** · 19th December 2006, 13:27

Fresh doughnuts, running over possum's, making children cry, not buying the wife anything for Christmas - the list is endless if you put your mind to it.

**yungatart** · 19th December 2006, 13:27

The sun is shining, it is warm and I am about to go for a ride - armed with common sense and collective wisdom from this thread...what more could one ask for?

**Fatjim** · 19th December 2006, 13:28

A man's intellect.

**Whynot** · 19th December 2006, 13:29

Originally Posted by yungatart

The sun is shining, it is warm and I am about to go for a ride - armed with common sense and collective wisdom from this thread...what more could one ask for?

Sun ?
whats that ?

o, yea you don't live in auckland ......

**yungatart** · 19th December 2006, 13:40

nah, I got taste, I 'ave... but I will visit later I promise - please organise some decent weather for while we are there.. none of that humid muck you guys usually pass off as summer, either, thanks

**Motu** · 19th December 2006, 14:00

Originally Posted by Steam

I'm depressed and having a particularly bad day. Tell me again what's so good about being alive?

Being able this week to say - ''Certainly sir,we can do that for you no problem,we can book you in for the 3rd of january....''

**Indiana_Jones** · 19th December 2006, 14:03

Originally Posted by Whynot

Sun ?
whats that ?

o, yea you don't live in auckland ......

you're in auckland, ZXR and you're an engineering, you don't work for Beca too?

-Indy

**Whynot** · 19th December 2006, 14:06

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

you're in auckland, ZXR and you're an engineering, you don't work for Beca too?

-Indy

no, the company i work for is in competition with Beca

**Indiana_Jones** · 19th December 2006, 14:08

ah, i ask cause we have like two ZXR's in the parking lot.

-Indy

**MisterD** · 19th December 2006, 14:58

Originally Posted by Steam

I'm depressed and having a particularly bad day. Tell me again what's so good about being alive?

A short list, courtesy of Ian Dury..

Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks

The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox

Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3

1 2 3

Reasons to be cheerful part 3

Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms

Take your mum to paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris

Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico

Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare

Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey

John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano