Christmas carols for the disturbed

**LilSel** · 19th December 2006, 14:00

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

**MyGSXF:Me** · 19th December 2006, 14:19

**LilSel** · 19th December 2006, 14:22

lol... some good titles in there!!!

**ManDownUnder** · 19th December 2006, 14:34

is there a perversion disorder

"I'm dreaming of a white, pearl necklace..."

**LilSel** · 19th December 2006, 14:50

!!!!!

**Macktheknife** · 26th February 2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

is there a perversion disorder

"I'm dreaming of a white, pearl necklace..."

How about,

"Sleigh bells ring are you listening,
In the lane snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight, I'm naked tonight
Walking in some women's underwear."

**MisterD** · 26th February 2007, 12:44

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Walking in some women's underwear."

Wouldn't the appropriate carol be "While Shepherds washed their frocks by night?"

**ManDownUnder** · 26th February 2007, 13:33

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

How about,

"Sleigh bells ring are you listening,
In the lane snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight, I'm naked tonight
Walking in some women's underwear."

Originally Posted by MisterD

Wouldn't the appropriate carol be "While Shepherds washed their frocks by night?"

LOL - I'm just waiting for Kim to find out...

**Finn** · 26th February 2007, 13:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

is there a perversion disorder

"I'm dreaming of a white, pearl necklace..."

No, I think that would be titled "Homosexual disorder"

**cheese** · 26th February 2007, 14:04

I think that he was thinking more along the lines it is better to give than to recieve.

**ManDownUnder** · 26th February 2007, 14:09

Originally Posted by Finn

No, I think that would be titled "Homosexual disorder"

You're just annoyed I wouldn't let you swallow... get over it already

**LilSel** · 26th February 2007, 14:12

Originally Posted by Finn

No, I think that would be titled "Homosexual disorder"

A few would fit that tho... should include that in the list

**Finn** · 26th February 2007, 14:15

Originally Posted by LilSel

A few would fit that tho... should include that in the list

Homosexuality is no laughing matter. In some cases it can be severely debilitating. For example, next time your boyfriend is giving you sexy time doggy style, try turning around and try kissing him...

**LilSel** · 26th February 2007, 14:17

Originally Posted by Finn

Homosexuality is no laughing matter. In some cases it can be severely debilitating. For example, next time your boyfriend is giving you sexy time doggy style, try turning around and kissing him...

Boyfriend???

LOL