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    Ipswich serial killer jokes (Not PC)

    I got called and asked to play rugby for Suffolk the other night. apparently they are short of hookers.

    Whats the difference between Ernest Adams and the Ipswich serial killer?
    Mr Adams puts 6 tarts in a box

    Just bought the wifes xmas pressies, some black leather boots, a red mini skirt, fish nets and a oneway ticket to Ipswich.

    Have you heard about the Dyslexic santa in Ipswich? He's going around leaving prozzies under the trees.

    Job Ad in the Ipswich Gazette
    Wanted Hookers: Good Hours, Great Pay, Night Shifts can be Murder.

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    Haha classic! Absolutely love it!

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    Yea nice............with a bit of luck you will have a daughter thats wheelchair bound,cancer ridden,epileptic prone,ms....me....parkinsons.....etc etc......and then you will really be able to laugh...................ha ha................
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Yea nice............with a bit of luck you will have a daughter thats wheelchair bound,cancer ridden,epileptic prone,ms....me....parkinsons.....etc etc......and then you will really be able to laugh...................ha ha................

    What?? I must have missed something...
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    they were pretty good. Its amazing how quickly jokes will come out after a important event.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Yea nice............with a bit of luck you will have a daughter thats wheelchair bound,cancer ridden,epileptic prone,ms....me....parkinsons.....etc etc......and then you will really be able to laugh...................ha ha................
    read the fucking title Ipswich serial killer jokes (Not PC)

    if you don't think you'll like it, stay out. i'm looking forward to reading Tom Stephen's myspace blog when he gets out - he won't be charged.

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    nice
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    Lmao....

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    Kellogs have now made a new cereal called Hookers. Simillar to Rice Bubbles, but they don't snap, crackle, or pop...they just go thud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    read the fucking title Ipswich serial killer jokes (Not PC)

    if you don't think you'll like it, stay out. i'm looking forward to reading Tom Stephen's myspace blog when he gets out - he won't be charged.
    wonder if it will handle the bandwidth?

    Should put some google adds on there and make a killing!

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    I've heard that anyone wanting sex with a prostitute in Suffolk before Christmas is being advised to hurry while stocks last.....
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    lol

    does anyone have his myspace url?
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol

    does anyone have his myspace url?
    http://www.myspace.com/85784962

    or
    http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:...n&ct=clnk&cd=3

    and all that in 2 secs from you guessed it GOOGLE! with this as the query Tom Stephen's myspace blog

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    http://www.myspace.com/85784962

    or
    http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:...n&ct=clnk&cd=3

    and all that in 2 secs from you guessed it GOOGLE! with this as the query Tom Stephen's myspace blog
    The first link is a dead link...

    The second is a cache of the page... not the actual page... if you try to click on any of the links on his page it says this:

    Invalid Friend ID.
    This user has either cancelled their membership, or their acccount has been deleted.
    Guess they expected the influx of people wanting to be friends with a suspected killer...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    The first link is a dead link...

    The second is a cache of the page... not the actual page... if you try to click on any of the links on his page it says this:
    No its not. It states : "
    Invalid Friend ID.
    This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted."

    Hence why I put the link to the Cached page.

    Duh.

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