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    Woah cant believe it took me this long to stumble upon this thread!


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    Mmmmmm....soapy tit wank! Seriously though, celebrate! I'm not a tit or an arse man ,I like it all, sexiest part of a woman has got to be her belly. IMHO. Seen some shockers tho!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    Give me a pixie over a valkyrie any day.
    The ride of the pixies? Who composed that? It doesn't quite have the same chutzpah as Herr Wagner's effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    ............haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

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    - erm ...so you WERE looking then? ....





    seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAV 750 View Post
    Mmmmmm....soapy tit wank! Seriously though, celebrate! I'm not a tit or an arse man ,I like it all, sexiest part of a woman has got to be her belly. IMHO. Seen some shockers tho!
    Me too... sigh :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    - erm ...so you WERE looking then? ....





    seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol

    lol shhhhh no-one else noticed that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol shhhhh no-one else noticed that!
    sorry we all did errr soooo... were they nice and perky? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    Hooray for boobies,

    SOMEONE SAID BOOBIES!!

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    and my boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    seriously, don't sweat it - it's a well-known fact that women dress to impress OTHER women lol
    That's just the excuse vain sluts use when the uglier folk have been caught looking at them

    Bah, humbug

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    SOMEONE SAID BOOBIES!!

    and my boobies.

    Well her/your kids won't go hungry then...

    waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The ride of the pixies? It doesn't quite have the same chutzpah...
    When it comes to pixies, that very much depends on what they're riding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...
    It was great when we only had one universe and that trick worked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    It was great when we only had one universe and that trick worked
    Wasn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Wasn't it?
    Chair bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get
    Quote Originally Posted by dnos View Post
    My girlfriend and I were having lunch the other day when she caught me looking over her shoulder towards a couple of hot girls, she then saw my gaze follow the bike behind them going up the road and started laughing, I hadn't even seen the two girls (it was a nice bike), so of course I had to check them out too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Chair bro.
    You need to be seated?
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