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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post


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    lol do you have her number... its very lucky for her that I'm a sex instructor... and the first lesson is free



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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    waits for the responses pointing out milk production is not related to booby size...
    We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''....Not expecting milk one would assume... Someone must have been the very first person to do that.......SICKO.... ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''....Not expecting milk one would assume... Someone must have been the very first person to do that.......SICKO.... ....
    I want to know what happened to anyone doing that to a bull... I suspect Darwin was right and they didn't live to tell THAT tale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    [B]We could take this back a few hundred years and ask ourselves ''What the hell was the person thinking when He/She first pulled on a cows TiT??''
    Much like the person who first said "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens arse!"
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    I feel sad - this started off as a perfectly nice lesbian titty perving thread and ended up wanking bulls and talking about chicken's arses.

    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    and as this tart and her friend walk past I heard the one in the pink comment to the other "did you see that girl looking at my boobs?"

    haha WHAT boobs... they were tiny...

    Anywho... I do feel sorry for men, they must go through this all the time...

    Yes hubby and I were in a business meeting once and the operations manager
    had the same "necklace" scenario.....I spent the whole time making eye contact with her "aware there was a necklace that I REFUSED to look at" and all this time I was feeling really sorry for my husband....and how he mustve felt.

    After the meeting we got in the car to go and we both cracked up. I also find that type of thing very unprofessional IMHO
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    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol I want a shirt like that!

    I had a short that said "Dyke just try one" and "shore girl sure thing" and thats about as cocky as my shirts get
    LOL Placid, just ask Vanessa shes got that T-shirt about the "staring at ya t..s one" she wore it in the factory and got all sorts of responses
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    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Good thread, "If ya can grow it or mow, why not show it" appeals to me. And then ENJOY the attention!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Much like the person who first said "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chickens arse!"
    Or the one that licked that first hallucinogenic frog

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    Can't see a necklace but this girl has no come back.

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    The trick if you ask me is to be subtle.

    I seem to be able to manage getting caught perving without any complaints or cold shoulders in years.

    I think if you are not going out of your way to stare, are honest with your intentions and you respect the beauty before you, not many complain, care or better still most are flattered.

    The key is to stay on the appreciation side of perving and avoid the ogling side.
    Making regular eye contact and not looking guilty helps a lot in this.

    Most females I know socially act as spotters (or maybe all my freinds are lesbians and I am just too naieve to notice).

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    "nice necklace. Looks almost as good as your tits"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Big J View Post
    "nice necklace. Looks almost as good as your tits"
    errrr... theres a necklace???? :slap:

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    It's typically Kiwi female thing, dress to accentuate your assets, then get shitty when a guy checks you out.
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    If you folks were to check out the ASSests at the rear....... you'ld be less likely to get BUSTed.



    by the way.... is it still perving (ie perverted) if most people do it?
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