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    The cardiologist and mechanic

    Dunno if this is a repost but quite funny though ....


    A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
    motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The
    cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
    look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc,want to take a look at this?"

    The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
    Was working on the motorcycle.
    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
    Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,
    Repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how can I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
    The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."


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    Ah well I liked it though.


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    But the doctor can bury his mistakes....the mechanic gets them back to do again,free of charge!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    But the doctor can bury his mistakes....the mechanic gets them back to do again,free of charge!
    No he gets sued for malpractice and looses his job.

    You might forgo your fee and loose a customer.

    Perspective.

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    Depends on how smart a doctor he is.......dead men don't tell tales.
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