
Originally Posted by
jimbo750
Well it's Sunday and it's sunny and I'm over Fridays little incident so I'm back to my usual merry self. So lets all have a laugh.
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she
prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off.
That's absolute piss cutter mate !!! ...
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
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