Taxi Driver

[mitchilin]

Went to the sky tower last week and lost every cent I had.Asked a taxi driver to take me home and I'll write him a check when I'd got home.He told me to piss off.Went to the sky tower last night and won big time.Catching a cab home I spotted the taxi driver from last week,seventh in the rank.So I go to the first taxi and said"how much to Redbeach?" He goes "Sixty bucks" So I go "and how much for a blow job?" The taxi driver says"Fuck off ya faggot,what do ya think I am?"Same thing happens all the way down the rank till I get to the driver that refused to take me home."How much to get to Redbeach?" "Sixty bucks"he says.So I jump in and as we're pulling out I reach over ,beep the horn and give all the other taxi drivers the thumbs up.

[BAD DAD]

Instant karma.

[Beemer]

The internet is a wonderful source of "true" stories, isn't it! The one I got sent by a mate was set in USA...

[mitchilin]

Never said it was "true".I read it in the NZ Herald