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    Talking Real Man

    A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down the apple pie. The Truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left. When he was gone, one of the motorcyclists said, "He ain't much of a man, is he?" "He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied, "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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    lol don't piss of a trucker eh
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    He's a clever boy - wiped three arseholes in one go!
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    that one is so old it has grey wiskers

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    its still a good one
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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    I second that one P-dog, classic get repeated for a reason.
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