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    Talking How to gob-smack a man!

    I ride my bike all day, every day, to work, to go grocery shopping etc.
    I was at work the other day and had the priviledge to 'overhear' a conversation that I got a good laugh about.

    I work in a canteen kitchen and after serving the two men who were in their mid-fifties, they walked away, without realising that I had followed them out.
    The conversation went along the lines about "shit that cook in the canteen, rides a bloody big bike aye mate", "what sort of bike", "ah you know one of those ones that looks like a harley but isn't", "what do ya mean looks like a harley, what sort is it", "don't know mate, but it's bloody big in the tank!"
    "Oh must be one of those new things that the japs make", "yeah but thing is mate she's only about 50 kgs and this thing is probably 200!" "Shit mate, she must be a pretty hard bitch", "na mate, you talk to her, she's quite normal!"

    I couldn't stop laughing, and after I'd calmed down a bit, wondered what he had ment by 'normal!'

    He he thought others might get a laugh also!
    Typical sterotyping again, me thinks......
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    haha great read
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    haha.

    Biker girls are the best girls out there!!

    and the great thing is, they generally arent all catty, which is a nice change



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    hahaha... you been classed as normal.... which is werid for a biker chick... which makes you not normal.... errr ok im confused now... mumble mumble



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    You probably made their day - whatever they thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    Biker girls are the best girls out there!!
    you're learning fast young grasshopper...!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
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    Way funny Shazz!! you go gurrrl..!

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    Silly Men...... Prop just jealous, biker chicks rock!
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    Good read Shazz, sounds normal to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    you're learning fast young grasshopper...!!
    haha sweet


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    Geez, I'm sorry to hear that. Normal ! Good Grief next you'll be buying a car!!!!! and wearing those dress thingys

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    all the time

    i also ride every day in all weather, always laugh at the "dont you get wet" comments as if we wash away in a little rain. great fun when i get called sir (if i leave my helmit on) removal results in red faced stuttered apologies.

    BIKER BABES RULE.

    at the end of the day I dont really care. to quote Satriani
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motig View Post
    Geez, I'm sorry to hear that. Normal ! Good Grief next you'll be buying a car!!!!! and wearing those dress thingys
    When hell freezers over maybe, hehehehehe.
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    hahahahaha...
    normal? whats normal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RG100!! View Post
    haha.

    Biker girls are the best girls out there!!

    and the great thing is, they generally arent all catty, which is a nice change

    Don't forget the leather

    I don't know many biker chicks sadly, but I know plenty that are keen to learn how to ride the RG, including the one I have the hots for

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