Technical difficulties

**boomer** · 23rd December 2006, 19:38

As my avatar suggests, i'm having technical difficulties.

i wanna change my profile pic to the one below, but it keeps telling me the upload failed. So i've checked the size (k's) and its ok so i'm thinking its the pixel size, but i have no.. NO idea how to check pixel size... any help appreciated

churr!

ps.. how do you shrink pics small enough for your avatar and still have them 'viewable' ?

**Jeff Sichoe** · 23rd December 2006, 19:40

Right-Click on the image and select 'Properties' then you should be able to find something like 'Dimensions - 135x118' which is the size of the image in pixels.

Try imageshack.us to resize (although I don't know if you can specify what size you want to converted into, or just have to select from a list)

You can also use normal old windows 'paint' to resize, but it takes a little wangling.

**crazybigal** · 23rd December 2006, 19:53

i got the same message the other day, "failed to upload" i went back out and checked, what do you know! it had done it. so no idea why it told me it failed!

**Swoop** · 23rd December 2006, 20:01

It's too bloody big, that's why!

Try this one instead...

**The_Dover** · 23rd December 2006, 20:05

Did someone put marg on your seat boomer? It looks like you're gonna fall off the feckin side!!!

**Finn** · 23rd December 2006, 20:07

Nice Santa suit Boomer.

**boomer** · 23rd December 2006, 20:14

nah .. as above it had worked just the wrong message....

move along.. nothing to see here.

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Did someone put marg on your seat boomer? It looks like you're gonna fall off the feckin side!!!

try it fatty.. it works

Originally Posted by Finn

Nice Santa suit Boomer.

i'm a sexy mofo aren't i.. go on admit it!!!

**The_Dover** · 23rd December 2006, 20:17

Originally Posted by Finn

Nice Santa suit Boomer.

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

**boomer** · 23rd December 2006, 20:48

I hereby infract you OAB, for having a faulty piece of code in VBulletin; as posted above.

that shits too funny. Have a good xmas Biach! Whats next, ringing *555 ....

**onearmedbandit** · 23rd December 2006, 21:09

Whats ya rego #?

**boomer** · 23rd December 2006, 21:26

I could get use to this infraction malarky; back in the Uk playin sunday football i had a trophy named after me; it was for the most red/yellow cards recieved in a season