Im not posting my measurements up. You imagine how many dodgy, heavy breathing sweat smelling weirdos will turn up on my doorstep

Im 5'10, 90cm waist, 55cm arm (I think, Im not sure how accurate the tape measure is.) 68cm around inner leg (Once again tape measure) and fuck knows how Im going to get the tape measure under my arms, but at a rough guess Im about 130cm or 140cm??? I wouldnt know