went to wanganui.
more dead people watching than live ones.
got drunk.
had fun.
another report with a deTAIL coming when i find a mind reading speed typist
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no fuker would write this for me so you get to put up with my gramma an punctuation an illogical non chronological way of writing shit
many people seen my bike pre wangas. she was pretty. pretty fukn ugly. now, shes VIVID SEX>WHEELS
started getting my ass into gear a few weeks ago after crashing my bike at manfield an breaking lots of farings.
fixed them all with lots of repco fibreglass kits an bog. pretty proud of that. didnt sand them down much, was boring. got some 4 dollar spray cans and painted them white. was supposed to cut NZ police highway patrol stickers but didnt have time to get them made, so took to them with a vivid when ever i got stuck trying to do something else on the bike.
few days before xmas started trying to get the bike sorted, svs phil hooked me up with a k4 plastic visor thing which i hooried onto the fairings, the mission was to get all the fairings on without using cable ties and i almost suceeded but 2 cable ties won but they were big thick ones.
hadn noticed the fork seals were popped (both) so went an saw stu at tss and he donated me some. good lad that stu. bought some fork oil. drove to wainui. drew sent me back. bought some cartridge oil (whats the fukn differnece?) quick call to legend chaun harris an we ewre away, forks back together, locator plates stil on the workbench. who needs them anyway?
xmas eve everything sorted on it, took it for a test ride down the local thrash after the legend battle of streets champ yo bruns passed on his suspension setting for his very bike. it was one bumpy fukn ride and hard to tip in on 26psi front an rear, but its what he won on so i sticked with it. some chic on a ancient zx9 out braked me and i couldn get passed her. a b-train would of stopped quicker than my bike would. u turn an go back to complain to drew about my brakes. was pissed off about brakes an did a wheelie that i should of put down gently but let it slam, completely snapping the subframe in half. brake pads come off an get put in the furnace to burn all the fork oil off for a few hours. bolted some metal to the subframe to hoold it in place.
drinking at vickis filling out my race licence i ask tss stu where the safety number on my helmet (cheers for the helmet simon) was, stu decided it wasnt safe enough and we went down to his store at 5 minutes past midnight xmas day and he gave me a brand new one for free. and drew got me some new brake pads. back at vickis everyone goes to sleep. its 4 oclock., i go fuck it im going to wangavegas. get 10 minutes down the road an start feeling sleepy. fell asleep behind the wheel about 10 times stock up on red bulls an coffee an pies an lasagne at otaki. only fall asleep two more times rest of way. rained the whole way.
get to vegas. stops rainging for few hours. do a few laps in the van. find a pit next to the lawrence brothers. old man gary h turns up an pleads poverty so i let him pit with me. share racing stories around the campfire from my days at the isle of man with the lawrence bros. bike gets through scrutineeering no problems.
restless night in a motel. 6 o clockl comes round an its time to go.
empty van, do some very slow pratice laps/. then some more in f2.
cooking to death on a suzuki on the dummy grid i yell at a pirelly girl an tell her i have pirells and to stand next to me , opens her mouth an says somethin, something stupid. nice boobies though.
few laps into first race yellow flags out, go round some corner an someone had biffed it/ he looked fuked. hope he didnt die. did a wheelie down rest of the bp striahgt, (did anyone get a photo of any of my wheelies?????)
should of won the first f2 race but they let all the big shot " measure out my fuel to the nearest milimeter" go back in an get more, my tank was full. i get punished for being prepared, knowing someone was going to crash. anywho
go out again, get my ass kicked worse than i ever have on a bike. got down to a 56. thought it had something to do with not enough liquids in me so started drinking. over ran a few corners. copied johno down pit striahgt doing a stoppie into run off zone. did some wheelies. my gearing was way off. on the whole track bar the pit & bp straight i'd leave it in 2nd gear on the limiter a) becasue im lazy and b) when ever i short shift to third i over run corners an bikes get past. 26psi in the tires felt alirhgit. they heated up quick. i think. i left some black strips on there tarmac. im mighty proud. and even got my knees down doing thw whole look at me im a poser thing.
anyway. biggest thanks go to
my bitch drew. without him i would of been drinking at home in the garage looking at my bike. tear drop.
stu & tss - might even buy a bike from him if he ever lets me test ride one.
phil snowdown svs - old tire hook ups an bits an pieces.
the welly crew, i admit i wasnt focusing to hard on the track as i could see an here (garage brother nick!) cheering me on even though i was way off the pace. id have sat there an pretended i didnt know the guy on the white vivd bike.
poo hate as will moan if i dont mention him even though i didnt use his gene an warmers.
TYRE WARMERS ARE FOR THOSE WITH LESS TESTICUALRL FORTITUDE
jimbo600 for taking me photos i can have to remember for years, OH NO THATS RIGHT YOU DIDNT COME CAUSE IT WAS RAINING IN WELLINGTON YOU SLACK CUNT!
thie hill billies that organise it, even though your slow as fuck, ill let you off casue it was a good day.
loosebrucemathie even though your dead - thanks for all the hook ups over the last year was always a good buz watching you race and get back up after you crash.
shaun for advice on how to change a fork seal. yo uwere right to doubt my abiliteis to change a set of fork seals. theres no locator plates in them now. though who would trust someone who looked like him?
anyone who gave me food an stuff, NON alcoholic beverages during the day
and of course my biggest fan - fat jim.
texmo baby, for not coming, casue ya would of kicked me i nthe nuts for going so slow
salo is a useless brolly girl. i got burnt after paying you in beer to make sure i didnt .BITCH. cute though.
TEAM PISTON BROKE
ill be back next year. was on a bit of a buz all day. apologies to anyone i was talking to an didnt seem to really be listening, i was in a happy place.
post any pics you have of me. im vain like that.
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Originally Posted by mikey
SENSEI PERFORMANCE TUNING 
.. congrats by the way .. you have come a long way in a short time .. keep it up ..
Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !! 
Well done!
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