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    The wannabe 1k triad (Try-hard!)

    Well, I'm clearing the sleep out of my eyes as I write this little post up - it is my edition of shame, loss of pride and immaturity (damn, I keep learning humility in my life - must be a resonance from misdeeds in past lifes!)

    Yesterday I had a row with mum, she's stubborn, I'm stubborn and hot-headed and have the temper of both my granddads. The reasons aren't important, just the facts. In my earlier years I would have done something idiotic like break things and smash stuff up. Now in my mid-life crisis years, I have a bike to go out on!

    Anyhow, left the old's shop in a filthy temper - drove home and swapped my cage for the little ol'Hornet, popped in some gear into my tank bag with the intention of riding clear across NI and into SI to put breathing distance between myself and mum (dear old mum )

    So 11pm I left Dorkland for the 'Tron, from there I made my way to Rotovegas and clocked into Whakatane. The roads were clear, the weather was brilliant and my Hornet was humming my tune. Dark. brooding thoughts of how you can choose your friends, but not your family was dissipated by the soul-freeing quality that only two wheels can provide. B

    But I digress.

    The twisties provided me with the delight and calm to sooth my senses, as I carved up each corner, a little of lifes wearying anchors dropped away. I was in biker nirvana. The rush of wind, the scream of my inline four and the widening grin was all me. As my conscious mind receded, that lovely zen state was reached - ignoring the clocks, forgetting about my banal realities and it was just me, a biker, my little ol'Hornet and the open road.

    As I wended my way through Fitzgerald glade, my worries had passed away - I would return to my duties and responsibilities and not abandon them to hoon around on my two wheels!

    But before then, I would ride with joyous abandon and be like a Ring Wraith pursuing their own nefarious goals in the night...

    From Whakatane I made my way to Opotiki to puruse the winding twisties to Gisborne by way of SH2. What can I say? It was a breath-taking ride and I was scuffing my boots as I wound my windy passage through it - I buttoned off when cloaking mists enveloped me, punched the throttle when all was good, relied on that biker feel for slowing down at random moments and avoiding the literal pitfalls... time passed and I could see the dawning of a new day from the hills ahead, magic moment when I got into Gisborne around 5.30am and rode around in it's deserted streets for a while. Parked up the top on Titirangi Hill and surveyed all below, now I know how Cook felt when he espied Poverty Bay from it's heights!

    From there, I got some directions after gassing up and headed to Wairoa via the back country road from Matawhero - this time daylight was to be my diurnal guide. The roads were much more rougher and wild, characterful and definitely kept me on my the balls of my feet on the pegs.

    The amount of work being done of this section required caution - but the rewards of the gorges, hills, the hues of the surrounding countryside made it a magic carpet ride, my little ol'Hornet drank up the roads and thirsted for more, as usual, who was I to deny it's rightful purpose?

    From SH2, I took the turn to SH5 to head to Taupo - at this stage I didn't worry about fuel, though it was to come back and haunt me later! The road traffic was light this early in the morning and it wasn't till I was into SH5 when I hard to hit reserve! ... I was hoping for a magical gas station and at the only place along the route, the place had run out of supplies! I was about 28km from Taupo at this stage and had already been running on reserve a whiles back Time to nana the supplies and remembering the handbook I bought from trademe ($15) ... "The economical cruising speed is 60km/h" ... 60 it was and I watched the merry line of vehicles wonder at the magic of passing something that was on two wheels (I'm sure they're used to the opposite!) More than one thought it was a popo ruse and did all the right things to overtake (maybe my lime-yellow flouro safety vest "Watch out for Motorbikes" was a reason? )

    Anyhow big relief made Mobil in Taupo ... with 2L still to spare! From Taupo it was a relative no-brainer ride to the 'Tron and back to Dorkland. I had a late lunch in Tokoroa to refuel myself and to ensure I wasn't too tired to keep riding, I realised I needed to stop when you get that "lights on, but nobody's home" feeling. Did the trick! Felt fresh like Donor's Daisy and off to the 'Tron via Putaruru/Tirau/Cambridge. Zipped through and filled up in Ngaruawahia, the tripmeter just turned over from 999 to 000 from there ... wow I had done my first 1000km trip nonstopper! By the time I got home, I had done 1073km give or take a couple! Time back home ... 2.30pm

    By this stage I was blurry eyed and still needed to serve my shift at flipping burgers at the old's. First things first, I lubed the chain and gave my little ol'Hornet a pat, a hug and a kiss It's done me proud again!

    A shower, shit and shave and a short nap before doing the family obligations (soundtrack : Godfather).

    And that is my 1K km ride around the clock! Thanks to Caltex, Mobil, BP - the numbers 95,98 and 8000. My little ol'Hornet takes top honours for putting up with a plonker of an owner and to you lot that read through this dribble, trip and codswallop!

    Now...a 5000km trip sounds interesting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Well, I'm clearing the sleep out had a row with mum, I would have done something idiotic Now in my mid-life crisis years, I have a bike to go out on!

    Anyhow, left the old's shop in a filthy temper - drove home and swapped my cage for the little ol'Hornet, popped in some gear into my tank bag with the intention of riding clear across NI and into SI to put breathing distance between myself and mum (dear old mum )
    gijoe1313 a good read

    Now listen,,,son,,,,you get round to your ma, give her a big hug, and tell her she is going to get on the back of your Hornet [900??] [when you get your Full Licence] and you two will do that ride together.

    Heads Up and Enjoy

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    My theory is... errr well never ride when you are angry... can get yourself in trouble if you are not carefull...

    I remember years a go my friend had a big arguememnt with the misus, he came storming out of the house fumming and climbed in the car and was about to drive off... I jumped in put on my seat belt and said "lets go..." He calmed down a bit and siad get out, I answered straight to the point, "no... if you are gonna drive in the state of mind you are, you will kill yourself or someone else, so know the stakes and I am now part of those stakes... So come on lets go... or hand me the keys"

    He actually handed me the keys (which I was releived he did...) climbed out of the car and said thanx, he said later on that he was going to go for a hell drive... I believe if I didn't stop him there would have been a big mess

    Now I not saying just because you are a little mad don't drive... but just saying becarefull when you are and driving... be in the right frame of mind

    However was a good read, and do what BuckBuckNo1 said... glad everything is good and you had fun, 5000km different story new thread huh???

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    Now didn't that feel better than paying some therapist
    Primo write up Gijoe!

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    Hehe NighthawkNZ you and BuckBuck both up late reading forum stuff? Living up to your namesake!

    I know never to ride angry - as soon as I sit on my little ol'Hornet, all my life's troubles, stress and worries just melt away. Seeing as I was all geared up, I thought I should take it out for a ride anyhows (just went a bit further then I thought!)

    I thunk I shoulda stuck this bit in so people realise I wasn't riding angry I'm velly much a happy chappy, but everyone needs their dark side!

    I think everyone needs to ride two wheels of freedom to remind themselves that life is too short to stay mad!

    And remember kiddies : Never, ever ride Angry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    Now didn't that feel better than paying some therapist
    Primo write up Gijoe!
    I didn't realise I needed the therapy of two wheels of freedom until I actually went out and did the deed!

    Everyone needs to ride two wheels! And listen to that sunscreen song....

    And isn't it past your bedtime? You should be riding out early today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckBuckNo1 View Post
    gijoe1313 a good read

    Now listen,,,son,,,,you get round to your ma, give her a big hug, and tell her she is going to get on the back of your Hornet [900??] [when you get your Full Licence] and you two will do that ride together.

    Heads Up and Enjoy
    My mum hates two wheels with a passion that I have for them! She had to "put up" with my younger brother riding, I would have been riding at the same time as my sibling, but seeing the effect it had on her then...I backed off.

    Being a classic asian family, I moved back into the family nest when I moved back from the shore plays hob with your love life "So where's your place?" "... er...*cough* staying with the parents at the moment"

    Rider : Actually in asian things this is a good thing, it shows you are a committed son and giving respect ... aieeee!

    Rider : Need to find my own place so I can park my bike in the bedroom with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Hehe NighthawkNZ you and BuckBuck both up late reading forum stuff? Living up to your namesake!

    I know never to ride angry - as soon as I sit on my little ol'Hornet, all my life's troubles, stress and worries just melt away. Seeing as I was all geared up, I thought I should take it out for a ride anyhows (just went a bit further then I thought!)

    I thunk I shoulda stuck this bit in so people realise I wasn't riding angry I'm velly much a happy chappy, but everyone needs their dark side!

    I think everyone needs to ride two wheels of freedom to remind themselves that life is too short to stay mad!

    And remember kiddies : Never, ever ride Angry!
    kewl great to hear... have fun and ride safe... any as I said was a good read and glad you enjoyed yourself

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    A lot of my posts are after midnight! Did some mentoring today, er yesterday, so whacked on a few km's. Will put my 750 back to full street trim laterz today and go for a wee test ride, 100 km's ought to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    A lot of my posts are after midnight! Did some mentoring today, er yesterday, so whacked on a few km's. Will put my 750 back to full street trim laterz today and go for a wee test ride, 100 km's ought to do it
    only 100... hmmm seems to few fill er up and do a whole tanks worth of k's

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    Great read gijoe!! You must have clocked up more than a few k's on that Hornet!! When I was at uni (Otago), I used to do similar under duress... I'd go up to Christchurch, across to Arthurs Pass, down the West Coast to Wanaka, and back across to Dunedin. On four wheels tho.

    We're taking the family to Napier next week, and I intend to go via Whakatane, Gisborne etc just because we haven't before. I can hear the "Are we there yet?" already!!

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    Jeebus...that was an awesome writeup dude. Sounds like an eviable trip.
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    I don't want anything to do with your arse now - it must be so calloused and hard-bitten (Ooer!). It's a beautiful country we live in and it's not til you're on a bike that you can really appreciate travelling around it. I found yesterday that it's so easy to stop here or there and take a photo or have a rest and not lose any travelling time.

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    Too many words

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Too many words
    Next time I'll remember to bring the Digital Camera and do it pictorial style for you!

    Just remember, I'm known for my OTT and slightly off to one side look at life!
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