Well, er, Happy New Year. Can I come back now?

[Fat Tony]

Bonus points to anyone who can explain why it is that English people can neither a) park or b) not smash up shit because they are such arsewipe losers.

I think you'll find that many drivers here in the UK are actually very good drivers with impeccable parking skills... however most don't give a shit about anything belonging to anybody other than themselves, such is the sorry state that the UK finds itself in these days.

I can only apologise that you've had such a shitty experience at their hands. Gutted for you

[James Deuce]

There'll be a bunch of people over here wishing they could get their hands on your bike to help fix it up while another bunch look after you mental health by keeping it lubricated.

By all means come back, just so we can help you out when this stuff happens!

Life's victims have to stick together

[ajturbo]

shit matey....

quick come "HOME"... i am sure you will find somewhere better to live around our great cuntry.....

[jazbug5]

Thanks, guys... better get on with my Cunning Plans, then, hadn't I?
'Return Of Jazbug'... coming to a cinema near you in, er, a whiiile.
Are You Ready For The Horror?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Thanks, guys... better get on with my Cunning Plans, then, hadn't I?
'Return Of Jazbug'... coming to a cinema near you in, er, a whiiile.
Are You Ready For The Horror?

What's the hold up?
Happy New Year to Ya!

[jrandom]

get their hands on your bike to help fix it up while another bunch look after you mental health by keeping it lubricated.

Jaz's mental health is affected by her bike's lubrication?

Fair enough.

The squeaking always drove me nuts.