Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
what she NEEDS is someone more thoughtful than YOU, obviously!!
i can't BELIEVE you've left it until now to even start thinking about it
- you should have had this sorted MONTHS ago!!! :
good GRIEF!!! *wanders off muttering darkly .....*
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
A subscription to the NZ Vegetarian Society? Thoughtful, but not that romantic....better get some flowers to go with it.
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
actually some flowers, a box of chocolates and small piece of jewery will go a long way...
However I hope you have done something by the time you read this post....![]()
a hat and a bullwhip![]()
Got nothing yet lol. I'll think of something
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Avgas and Grub are dead right. Can't afford a bikethen what about a helmet,jacket, gloves etc?
OK .. I am a little amazed that you left it so bloody late to get sorted .. same day and no gift organised ... if Grub tried this I would shoot him!!
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