Special pools for different religious beliefs

**LilSel** · 11th January 2007, 13:52

Originally Posted by iwilde

I think we should be more worried at the shit thats going on in this country first before condeming the way others run theirs

Yup... just pointing out the 'they get stoned' is not they have a big fat joint and get high!

**Squeak the Rat** · 11th January 2007, 13:55

Maybe that's why they wear those burkhas, because their eyes are soooo red, man......

**Finn** · 11th January 2007, 14:01

Originally Posted by LilSel

http://www.attackmachine.com/images/Tehran-stoning.jpg

not nice.....

But I like the way they think...

**LilSel** · 11th January 2007, 14:01

I have a spa pool at home... maybe I could hire it out....

No good for 'swimming' as such... but treading water maybe?... lol

**LilSel** · 11th January 2007, 14:02

Originally Posted by Finn

But I like the way they think...

lol..... !!!

**mstriumph** · 11th January 2007, 17:32

why do they just leave the head sticking out?

is it to make it more a game of skill?

do you get points for hitting, say, the nose?

............. is there a major prize? does the winner get awarded both ears and the tail?

well - i'm guessing it'd stop recividism .........

**Clivoris** · 11th January 2007, 17:47

Originally Posted by Finn

I think the Muslims have learnt well from the Maoris.

BULLSHIT! I've yet to see a decent Muslim haka and their teams in the Rugby League World Cup were crap.

**Clivoris** · 11th January 2007, 17:52

Originally Posted by r4q2

they get stoned

Not just the Rasta's then? That's the religion for me.

**candor** · 11th January 2007, 18:25

Originally Posted by Ixion

Very old men ? Blind men? Small male children ? Eunuchs ? Finn ?

No - family members don't count. I've seen pictures of our grandparents generation swimming and they were almst as bad - except for the head gear.

Lilsel - it's because their men are so excitable. Touching a taxi drivers hand as u pay in Cairo is... well... it has funny effects. To them they have just engaged in a porn movie.

So the women cover up mainly in order to protect these vulnerable creatures from having impure thoughts - that could damn them. Very considerate really.

Ones I talked to over there also put a feminist slant on it - they said they prefer to be judged for their brains than their boobs. Prolly Western influence?

Not sure why this is news - are they just trying to say - hey hellloooo, we're in town - notice but don't go looking at us!

**The_Dover** · 11th January 2007, 18:48

I'm all for giving the muslims their own pool.

Let's just make it the one at Kelly Tarltons with all the sharks in it.

**Clivoris** · 11th January 2007, 19:16

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'm all for giving the muslims their own pool.

Let's just make it the one at Kelly Tarltons with all the sharks in it.

Oooh grumpy. Too much time in the shallow end of the gene pool perhaps?

**The_Dover** · 11th January 2007, 19:31

I'm not grumpy.

Just a racist, xenophobic misogynist.

**Flatcap** · 11th January 2007, 19:42

Originally Posted by Finn

But I like the way they think...

Nicely placed pog-face in that Finn...now if only we could convince Uncle Len to wear a full burka...or perhaps a plastic bag...

**Skyryder** · 11th January 2007, 20:18

The question no one has asked is why is this pool thing in the news? Answer they want some of our money and this is a public relations job about getting it.

Am I wrong. Bets any one??

Skyryder