Just tell the check in clerk your names Ivor Bom.
Just tell the check in clerk your names Ivor Bom.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
If you're taking your riding gear with you, make sure to wear it on the plane. It could save your life in the you happen to crash.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
don't try this unless you get a sex change first,
but this one time (on my way to b a n d c a m p) i took a set of tyres with me on the plane from aucks to wellys, they were really nice and put them in a bag for me too.
ive taken my gear a few times, no one weighs it, but it was a snug fit getting my helmet into the over head compartment. from memory i had a helmet, a bag with my boots, my leathers slung over my shoulder and a school bag of crap, so you should be sweet, no guarantees since you are a guy :P
my experiences domestic out of aucks are limited to wellington and palmerston north, but wen you go to wellys they xray your stuff and you, but not wen you go to palmy, so you can take drugs with you if it is palmy cos its just a baby plane (wellys = jet)
lol the airport here doesn't even have anyone watching the doors. Watch a pilot pull his plane in next to the door. Put block in front of his tyres and left the engine running while he ran insode to the toilet.
I'm used to having to show up at the airport 2 hours before my flight just to make it through security on time.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
what do you check the box that says 'please strip search me' ?
ok...i get whatcha after now! ive pm'd my cell phone number if ya want to meet up. where are you riding back to? hopefully the weather will be better for you than it was today [read: shittier than a shit smeared toilet seat]
my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html
the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
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