MotoTT Saturday 3 February, Taupo full-track

[kiwifruit]

Nice one Puddy


Pics to come guys

[The_Dover]

Hi,I agree with the first part..........I really liked the "Shetland Islands" bit(very well put!),but the "owning" the slow group?I assume you are talking about the Jan 11th day...........due to small numbers,there were only two groups.
It was my first trackday ever,I had never even been down to the taupo track(old or new).So,in the interests of safety,both mine and everybody else's I went out in the slow group(virgin Shetland Islander wandering on and off racing line,braking early etc with express train of Pygmy types(Like yourself) roaring past)for two sessions.In those two sessions there were only two other riders,a Thunderace and a BMW?Both taking it easy.For the last four sessions,RM125King(blue R6 with loud pipe)and another dude(600 K6)joined the slow group.So for the other four sessions,I was average(3rd out of 5)and the two 600s owned the group.Talking to them both(before the first session) ,they had both been in a dozen+ trackdays.Since that "slow group"was fast enough for the 600s,who were clearly faster than me,it seemed like the right place for me to be......trying to hang on behind those guys after they passed me to hopefully learn something.
Trackday 2ukekohe.3 groups.I was in the slow group for 2 sessions(along with 2 honda 1000s etc.then moved "up" to medium group for last 4 sessions(plenty of other 1000s etc).Also was still getting passed by other riders.............And there were riders who should have been in slow rather than medium and vice versa.
Trackday 3:Feb 3 Taupo....3 groups.All 5 sessions in medium group,along with other 1000s(ZX10,GSXR etc)Still being passed by others.
So..What's your point/problem?You have a little dick too?Obviously I have a small dick(Shetland Islander "owns" slow group on tricked out K6)......although I can understand why you were fooled into thinking it was at least average......little dick on Pygmy looks MASSIVE (relatively speaking)......on Shetland Islander:microscopic!Don't get all upset with your girlfriend (or boyfriend?)they're just telling you like it is.Look on the bright side.........you could be a Shetland Islander.....Ya dick looks really small and you try and strap 60 more kilos onto the back of your bike and see how that increases performance(haha).
Should I be riding faster for the sort of bike that I have?That's why I was at the track.Pointers from your GREATNESS!
So......questions.......
Do you ride a bike?Or just talk about it?(at 6868 posts you have plenty to say!)
If so,it wouldn't be a Thunderace or BMW?
Your girlfriend.....sorry boyfriend owns a Thunderace/BMW?(they were both blokes)
Ya not a Pom are you?(whinge whinge)

And yes....busted!I have tricked out my bike.Trick improvements include:tank protector,Headlight protector,pack rack WITH pack,magnetic Tankbag,Michelin Pilot Power tyres(wore out original tyres and the bike didn't go fast enough,even for me,on the rims)......and a sheepskin when doing GCs etc(8 so far and the 1500 miler).
VERY TRICK!!!!!
(if anybody wants to know where to get any of these ultra high performance bits to TRICK OUT their bikes PM me,I can't just let everybody know).



PS.I LOVE this posting shit.I don't think I wanna ride anymore.....just want to talk about it!Last one to 10000 posts is GAY!!!
LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL ESPECIALLY "WHITE TRASH"AKA PYGMY
patrick.

get the fuck out of my seat cunt.

[Postie]

Ya not a Pom are you?(whinge whinge)

are you fucking serious???? you must have spent days coming up with that little tantrum all to make yourself look like 2007's biggest tosser, in fact you can take the award for 2008 as well, and yes I am including George W in the competition.

It is however, a hilarious coincidence that your from the island of dwarf horses and rode a K6 in the slow group, I can see how you got it confused with the intended person, but seriously, how many people do you trust enough to tell them your from the Shetlands and why would you think anybody here knows who you are, let alone gives enough of a shit to hassle you about your riding or you bike?


By the way, don't take advise from WT, he's probably the worst rider in the entire southern hemisphere, less talent then a lemming.

[The_Dover]

don't take advise from WT, he's probably the worst rider in the entire southern hemisphere, less talent then a lemming.

I hear he's hung like one too.....

[puddy]

About 10 mins (Postie).Hog Heaven here I come!

[puddy]

Funny.....ya don't look like ya from the Shetlands!

[aff-man]

Awesome allan.. heres the other vids..

1

2

3

Was there a vid of me?? Cause he was sitting behind me for ages but don't know if the vid was rolling?

[boomer]

yeah bro.. it was either in vid number 1 or vid number 2 or vid number 3 or vid number 4.

[boomer]

hehehe.. i think it was here you get 'despatched'

Nice riding Jonno!!!!

[kiwifruit]

yep, you feature in 2 of them, from memory Jonno

[aff-man]

yep, you feature in 2 of them, from memory Jonno

first link comes up as video error and will try download the other two (not sure if possible)

[aff-man]

hehehe.. i think it was here you get 'despatched'

Nice riding Jonno!!!!

that link don't work

[kiwifruit]

first link comes up as video error and will try download the other two (not sure if possible)

2nd session, friday: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...22882148012807

2nd session after lunch, friday:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...22152395036986

2nd session after lunch, friday (same session as above, after i pitted to make sure the camera was sweet):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...59077691024067

2nd session, saturday:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34307934360580


hope this helps

if you want them on disk just let me know

[aff-man]

2nd session, friday: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...22882148012807

2nd session after lunch, friday:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...22152395036986

2nd session after lunch, friday (same session as above, after i pitted to make sure the camera was sweet):
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...59077691024067

2nd session, saturday:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34307934360580


hope this helps

if you want them on disk just let me know

That would be awesome man..

[kiwifruit]

That would be O for oarsome man..

sweet as, pm me yer postal addy