Knife.
Blunt.
Rusty.
(Could also be used to shave that pathetic bumfluff off his face for court day...)
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Sorry I am a fan of rough justice for this kind of thing. He admitted to the crime and gave his reasoning/justification for his actions, OK now here is my response to that.
5-6 people in smallish room, offender comes in with blindfold and handcuffs on, 20-30 mins of 'personal retribution' added to his sentence, which should include minimum conditions, not gym, sky, etc.
If it was a member of my family that this happened to, I would want payback.
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"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Yes
Some form of exercise, yes - doesn't need to be flash, but adequatefree gym membership,
Probably not - I don't have thatsky tv,
Supervised, and shared, but probably, yes [edit: and probably not on the internet ... not without really good supervision, and depending on the offence]library / computor,
Whatever heating is requiredheated floors...
The important thing is to treat them with respect, IMHO. Let them learn what that is. Also let them learn what they need to earn enough for all that when they get out. At the same time, they should have to work, of course. No idea what I'd have them doing, though. And then appropriate courses, both practical work courses and anger management or whatever social attitude type courses are required.that'll learn em!!!
And my key requirement - don't let them socialise with other inmates without supervision. Somebody mentioned that Burton was bragging about being NZ's most notorious crim? He should never get that chance inside. Nor should car theives be able to discuss the latest techniques, etc etc.
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tie a stockcar to each limb on the count of 3 floor it rip the prick apart .
There was a scene in Casino Royal that would be appropriate in this case...a seatless chair and a large knotted rope....
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Hang ... and decapitate - Arab style. For the Judge - just a jail term should do, definately no bail - he is too much of a risk to the public (bit like most of the blonde bimbos on the bench). Parole board only to release Judge after all goals ogf the integrated Offender management plan met. He should be therefore on methadone and enrolled in a course for personal trainers - also needs to stay away from and not associate with criminal lawyers. His first meal can be his hung mates no longer required equipment.
I just hope the poor girl can get past it. Some never do, and that's a damn shame because it means their life is fucked through no fault of their own.
If she can get past it then she wins, the prize being she gets her life back.
As for the scumbag, I have no idea what your're supposed to do with him. Make him give back to society - chain him to a bunch of other dropkicks like him and make them break rocks for the roads or something. Or dig a tunnel through a mountain somewhere by hand. Or something like that. With motivational beatings.
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1) Testicular removal. Stop him getting the urge to do it again. I'm talking scalpel or docking ring here
2) Punishment. Breaking rocks chained up in a road gang
3) Restitution - whatever form that best benefits the family
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